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Near death experiences????

Soomaalida waddankan ku dhaqan

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby mizzy_ghetto » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:25 am

^UR ALL GUNNA DIE......... Laughing Laughing

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby *lady_ice_4u2nv* » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:28 am

MISSED A BULLET DAT CAME THRU MA front DOOR

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby mizzy_ghetto » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:42 am

[quote="black_booty"]:lol: Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing isturfullah i sholdnt be laughin but its funny,


why did they take a kidney if u got shot in the futo...??[/quote]

Alieeeeeee

CUZ DERE R 10 MILLION OF WHITE PEOPLE DA NEED KIDNEY DONATION

BUT IS KWLLLLLLLLLLLL AM STYLL BREATING

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby Abdi_westldn » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:59 pm

[quote="mizzy_ghetto"][quote="black_booty"]:lol: Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing isturfullah i sholdnt be laughin but its funny,


why did they take a kidney if u got shot in the futo...??[/quote]

Alieeeeeee

CUZ DERE R 10 MILLION OF WHITE PEOPLE DA NEED KIDNEY DONATION

BUT IS KWLLLLLLLLLLLL AM STYLL BREATING[/quote]

iiska iilali

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby Gang Green's Social Life » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:01 pm

[quote="Mr. Yungnfresh"]WoW...a nigga was 16 and i thief'd da family whip...booked it to sum burdz crib...did da damm thing...on da way bakk, i was siriusly convinced JEFF GORDAN wasnt shyt when it came to racin cars...waan iska waale...doin 120 in a 80 zone...im not gon lie, the music i was blastin was fukkin wid me 2..."i aint neva scared...i aint neva scared"...niggaz cut a red lite....a nexx whip came outta nowhere...actually fukk dat why am i lyin, it was green for him so I'M da 1 dat came outta nowhere....i swerved out da way and hit a hydro pole...woke up in da hospital wid a concussion and glass all in my eye...and Wallahi no joke the doctor was jewish..i seen da sirius beard and thought he was muslim...til i seen dat lil hat on his head...i got NERRRRRRRVOUS...but he cleaned my eye out wid sum nexx lil bandage wid rubbin alcohol on it...i was thinkin bout sukker-punchin him cuz it hurt like a mawfukka and i thought he was doin it on purpose cuz he was yahuud...anywayz afta i got out the hospital, my veeks was DONE FOR in dat accident and da city sent me a fine for 5 bills cuz of "careless driving"...when niggaz almost got sent for...fukk i hate cadaan ppl[/quote]


fairy tales

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby mizzy_ghetto » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:08 pm

[quote="Abdi_westldn"][quote="mizzy_ghetto"][quote="black_booty"]:lol: Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing isturfullah i sholdnt be laughin but its funny,


why did they take a kidney if u got shot in the futo...??[/quote]

Alieeeeeee

CUZ DERE R 10 MILLION OF WHITE PEOPLE DA NEED KIDNEY DONATION

BUT IS KWLLLLLLLLLLLL AM STYLL BREATING[/quote]

iiska iilali[/quote]

MAXAA ISKA IILALIYAA?

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby Abdi_westldn » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:09 pm

[quote="mizzy_ghetto"][quote="Abdi_westldn"][quote="mizzy_ghetto"][quote="black_booty"]:lol: Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing isturfullah i sholdnt be laughin but its funny,


why did they take a kidney if u got shot in the futo...??[/quote]

Alieeeeeee

CUZ DERE R 10 MILLION OF WHITE PEOPLE DA NEED KIDNEY DONATION

BUT IS KWLLLLLLLLLLLL AM STYLL BREATING[/quote]

iiska iilali[/quote]

MAXAA ISKA IILALIYAA?[/quote]

They will take your other kidney next time. Sad

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby mizzy_ghetto » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:13 pm

OWHHHH

GOOD LOOKIN OUT up

i will dunt watch da nxt time amma go private somali hospital

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby Mr. Yungnfresh » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:27 pm

[quote="Gang Green's Social Life"][quote="Mr. Yungnfresh"]WoW...a nigga was 16 and i thief'd da family whip...booked it to sum burdz crib...did da damm thing...on da way bakk, i was siriusly convinced JEFF GORDAN wasnt shyt when it came to racin cars...waan iska waale...doin 120 in a 80 zone...im not gon lie, the music i was blastin was fukkin wid me 2..."i aint neva scared...i aint neva scared"...niggaz cut a red lite....a nexx whip came outta nowhere...actually fukk dat why am i lyin, it was green for him so I'M da 1 dat came outta nowhere....i swerved out da way and hit a hydro pole...woke up in da hospital wid a concussion and glass all in my eye...and Wallahi no joke the doctor was jewish..i seen da sirius beard and thought he was muslim...til i seen dat lil hat on his head...i got NERRRRRRRVOUS...but he cleaned my eye out wid sum nexx lil bandage wid rubbin alcohol on it...i was thinkin bout sukker-punchin him cuz it hurt like a mawfukka and i thought he was doin it on purpose cuz he was yahuud...anywayz afta i got out the hospital, my veeks was DONE FOR in dat accident and da city sent me a fine for 5 bills cuz of "careless driving"...when niggaz almost got sent for...fukk i hate cadaan ppl[/quote]


fairy tales[/quote]

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby Qumanyoo » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:03 pm

to the 3 above me... BISINKA....! Shocked Sad Shocked Sad Shocked

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby ImaGangstaGangstaGal » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:55 am

nayaa mizzy G caadi ma tiihid Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing walahi uz a top jokah...ur story iz a killer I tell ya Laughing

u need to cum down 2 ma show das cumin up soon...u can perform as a comedian Very Happy ...since ya know how to crakc jks...nayaa if ur on it...hook ur gal up ini Laughing

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby LiL_FLy_HoNeY » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:24 am

when i broke my brothers ciggerettes in half and crushed em up infront of his eyes.........

i got knocked the fuuuuk out

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby Abdi_westldn » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:26 am

^^

korontoda miiya lagaa dhamiiyey Laughing

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby LiL_FLy_HoNeY » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:28 am

didnt get a word of that......translate it plz


waryaa why u hatin 2day.. Confused

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Re: Near death experiences????

Postby Abdi_westldn » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:34 am

Surprised

im not hatin

just asked if they knocked ur lights out Laughing


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