[quote="Abdi_westldn"]-if shes lazy
-if her feet smell
-if she cant cook
-farts in her sleep
-doesnt iron my shirt
-gives me babies dat dont look me
-doesnt respect my fam
-cant cook
-she cant play pro evo
-if she doesnt invite her gal friends for sleep ovas
-if she picks her nose
-has like cracky healz
-if her forehead reflects light
-if she smells of shiir
-if she doesnt not have an authentic brazilian baasboor
-if she cant speak either spanish or protugese
-shes gotta be strong noo hugs and kisses
-shes gotta love my **** up cookin
-again i cannot tolerate a gal who picks her nose
-she also has to have a dress sense noo point in wearin a kastuumo if shes gonna wear da ninja coustum.
does r a few things i would divorce my wife on
[/quote]
that's BOLLOCKS!
i know for a FACT that ya girl not only picks her nose but eats it too!
plus her forhead rivals the grand canyon, and not only that she smells of suugo iyo baastio with her big @ss ninja outfit covering EVERYTHING. sup with ya abdi... what's the delio with the fat bird you've been chirpsing.
--------------------------------------
this is not abdi!
