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Sex life non-existent? Call 999

Soomaalida waddankan ku dhaqan

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Sex life non-existent? Call 999

Postby Adan_1 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:51 am

A FRUSTRATED husband called 999 — to say his wife was refusing to have sex with him.

He complained to the operator that he was being denied his “matrimonial rights” and to ask for an ambulance crew to “examine” her.

But the operator refused and told the man, from Reading, Berks, his “emergency” was not one they could help with.

A spokesman for South Central Ambulance Service said: “We get some inappropriate calls from people who think they need an ambulance and this comes pretty near the top of the list.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180672,00.html

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Re: Sex life non-existent? Call 999

Postby miss_sweets » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:52 am

Talk about "gagging for it" Shocked

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Re: Sex life non-existent? Call 999

Postby silver-spy » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:01 am

i can gurentee he was a muslim lol

probably a somali in particular

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Re: Sex life non-existent? Call 999

Postby miss_sweets » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:17 am

Silver it was you somahaa ruunta sheeg blad Wink


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