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Gandhi...

Postby Babygal » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:45 am

Sometime after independence the great leaders of the country -
Mahatma Gandhi, Subhash Chandra Bose, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal Nehru went to heaven.
God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three. Happy with the
relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, a Ford.
Jawaharlal is next. He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children. God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!"... Laughing Laughing

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Re: Gandhi...

Postby mahamed99_sex » Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:58 pm

loooooooooooooooooooooooool
you r crazy.but its funy

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Re: Gandhi...

Postby Babygal » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:50 am

classic one eh?.. Laughing

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Re: Gandhi...

Postby Mystic_Angel » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:12 am

lol@gandhi, ala beerka that was halerious sam....

enjoy mine...

So Gandhi always walked around with no shoes on so he had really rough feet like you said or so i've heard..lol.
He is also renowned for his hunger strikes that made him very skinny.
He was also a very spiritual man.
But due to his poor diet he had very bad breath.
So what does that make Gandhi?
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis! Laughing

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Re: Gandhi...

Postby mahamed99_sex » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:09 pm

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Re: Gandhi...

Postby Babygal » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:41 am

Mystic you are so hilarious, wallah you almost made me joke on my food.. Laughing Laughing

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Postby Mystic_Angel » Wed May 09, 2007 9:52 am

I'm glad you liked it..


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