looking for friends

[hydrogen]

hi im looking for local friends, preferably drives a Bugatti and can pay for food at mayfair restaurants.. and other things like shopping. you have to carry bands of £25,000 just in case for the sake of the friendship... other things like buying me a house are not that important, you should do it immediately - it's not like I would ask... friends should have each others backs..

personality wise you should make at least £900,000 a year and that's about it.

[hydrogen]

pm me

[Alphanumeric]

lol @ personality wise

[Marques]

I love this guy. Didn't even know this section existed. Mosaic will be impressed.

Hydro, you need to shack up with Peroxide. You + Her = Westgate will have nothing on what you guys could unleash....ohh too early?

[hydrogen]

This thread is a satire on the existence of this section, imagine if people really came in here to ask for friends

The westgate joke is too early bro... you should wait until the dust settles