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The Israeli Tourist

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The Israeli Tourist

Postby Ugaas Diini » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:00 pm

An Israeli recently arrives at London's Heathrow airport.
As he fills out a form, the customs officer asks him: " Occupation? "
The Israeli promptly replies: "No thank you, just visiting"

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Postby Bazuuka » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:04 pm

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Postby Steeler [Crawler2] » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:50 am

That's hillarious!!!! Got to remember that for my German friends.

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Postby BLUE RUSH » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:04 am

don't get it Smile its not funny Embarassed


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