A date with the devil

[Sir-Luggoyo]

My date with the devil

It's Friday night and Sir-Luggoyo is set for a date with a Xaliimo he has been coaxing and cajoling for a while. It is a well planned and worked out date, a dinner at an Italian eatery, a movie and then home for some major bonning to happen. Since all locations are in downtown and parking would be a hassle, Sir decided to utilize a cab, he shows up, Xaliimo is picked from home and we headed for our exciting evening. I am enthralled for the simple fact of dating a Xaliimo, it's been a while. We went to the restaurant, ordered some nice dishes, she is either a little shy or have no idea what the menu consists, so I ordered for her.

We head for a movie, sat there munching our snacks and rubbing shoulders, leaning towards each other in intervals whispering this or that in each other's ears, it was beautiful and things (I assumed) were working out in my favor (time will tell)

After the movie, we took a cab back home........... the driver was a chatterbox Nigerian who wanted to know everything about Somalia's current quagmire and never gave me a chance to drive my last points home. Finally we arrived at the my place ........................................................ this is when all hell broke loose.

B4 we got off the cab, Xaliimo started convoluting, jerking, shaking, flailing her arms, coiling herself into a ball and then with a shrill jumps to the roof of the cab. All this time, the cabbie was yelling at me and then at her to get this looney out of his car. Finally, he calls 911, an ambulance, police and fire trucks came wailing their sirens. I developed emotions I nevr realized I had. She was restrained and taken to hospital.

Long story short, she said she has Barkiin (some aort of spirits) when she came to.................................. Barkiin?!!!! ...Barkiin my ass.....I knew I was taken for a ride


Xaliimo 1 --Sir-Luggoyo 0

[The-Screw]

sounds like Basra.

[Cawar]

Alla maxaa meel lagu jabay jaqalo eyneyd.

War heedhe miskinta waa epileptic..the description you gave fits a seizure attack. Barkin ma jidho.

[AbdiWahab252]

Sir Luuggoyo:

At least your night wasn't as bad as mine

http://www.somalinet.com/forum/viewtopi ... 8&t=188744


Btw, why didn't you cook for her at your crib ?

[The-Screw]

Btw, why didn't you cook for her at your crib ?

she would probably burn the place down.


what does this say about SL though? i mean, if he's going on dates with deviant women in hopes to get laid. is he desperate or what? perhaps he looks like Gollum.

[ms.nalia]

loooooooool



Dude....I almost feel sorry for you.

[AyanTu]

Like someone would say "she eat all the food, let u pay for the movie, then dipped"

HA HA

[AbdiWahab252]

Like someone would say "she eat all the food, let u pay for the movie, then dipped"

HA HA

Ayantu,

He would have been better off inside the club & buying drinks for a woman that is feeling him until she gets tipsy & good to go.

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Screw

I wish


Cawar,

Nope, no history of epilepsy there, it was all a ploy to foil Sir-Luggoyo's plan, and possibly create a sequel. You know how some chicks like things to happen on the second or hird date but never the first?! That's how it was.


AW,

Holy crab Waryaa, you should've just switched gears towards the fussy Xaliimo and leave his stingy arse to deal with the twins

[The-Screw]

SL. 2 words for you man.


My preeeeeciooooooouuuuussss.

[Madd_Scientist_]

[AbdiWahab252]

Screw,

It can happen to any Farax. Leave Sir Luggoyo alone.

Sir Luggoyo,

I never leave a buddy behind. As for my fussy Xalimo friend, we are close & hang out occasionally.

[Gifted]

Maybe that's her way of telling you she had a nice time and would like to see you again.

[Cawar]

it was all a ploy to foil Sir-Luggoyo's plan, and possibly create a sequel. You know how some chicks like things to happen on the second or hird date but never the first?! That's how it was.

Qalbiga maa ku dhisanee shekadan?? if she wanted more..she would have shown you ..some sneak preview at least.

WTF does flailing and jumping on top of cab mean??
Man..you have been hoodwinked, you have been had..bamboozled..ok thats enough.

[ms.nalia]

AW

No it cant happen to anyone.


SL
Karma is a biatch homiee....you went in there looking to get laid and you got jiffed. Maybe next time you should consider dating a person to get to know them.
Otherwise, spent the money you were gonna spend on movie n dinner on a prostitude...atleast that way...ur guarneteed to get laid!