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Describe HELWA

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Re: Describe HELWA

Postby 1_londoner » Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:48 pm

Hil-a-ri-ous! Funniest member on this site!

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Re: Describe HELWA

Postby Gatspy » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:19 pm

The fallowing conversation took place between 4:30 PM and 4:32 PM

Ismahan: Helwaa... How do I begin to explain Helwaa?
The Emperior: Helwaa is flawless.
Nabeela: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Gatspy: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Luggoyo: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Basra: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Foxy22: - And he told her she was pretty.
Ms Nalia: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Tina Fey couldn't write funny shit like this.

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Re: Describe HELWA

Postby Murax » Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:15 pm

Biological clock has been going tick tock for the past decade

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Re: Describe HELWA

Postby Firewall » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:57 pm

Wallahi, I think Helwa is a great person, shes always giving good advice and is kind to others.

I wish the other girls on this forum had an ounce of helwa's dignity and self respect.

Your our national treasure :rose:

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Re: Describe HELWA

Postby Addoow » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:00 pm

Annoying as hell .

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Re: Describe HELWA

Postby HELWAA » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:11 pm



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