Prof Togane for President!!!!

[guhad122]

I haven't had time lately to surf on Somalinet but couldn't resist on posting this. A friend just emailed me about professor Togane's interview with the Waagacusub. The man is hallarious and funny Walaahay. Ever heard Canbaro Buur???? Just listen the whole thing as everything he says is so true:
http://www.waagacusub.com/wareysiyo/Tog ... 0Radio.mp3

[Hard-Rock]

that shyt was funny
Togane in his own league, he sure does not hide his dislike for Haber gidir & once he sip that hot aqua he unleashes on everyone including Beesha Dameer
He mistakenly mentioned Faisal Rooble as Geri kombe but he is Absame.....He also recited Absames Warriors such Sayid Mahamed A Hassan & Abdi Ibrahim

[Somali_Boqor]

Pathetic manners for a guy with a phd. Disgusting

[AhlulbaytSoldier]

Is the old wanker still alive

[Hard-Rock]

Pathetic manners for a guy with a phd. Disgusting

Togane actually thinks he is an MJay

[Hard Candy]

WHY CAN’T GENERAL SAMATAR GO BACK HOME AGAIN?



by: Mohamud Siad Togane

togane@progression.net



February 20, 2003


Why can’t General Mohamed Ali Samatar go back home again?
Home to Somalia
Home to Majerteenya
Home to Puntland
Home to Tumal-land
With impunity
General Jili’ow can go back home again
Anytime he wants
With impunity
Ex-Prime Minister
Ali Khaleef Galayrd can go back home again
Anytime he wants
With impunity
Even though
He had looted the treasury of the Somali nation
I know
Galayrd denies this
Day & Night
Till kingdom come
Till it snows
In hell
In Hutu Hawiyeland
But
What Galayrd
Cannot deny is this
Galayrd was
The Darling Bud of MOD
The Poster Boy
Of the Darod MOD Kleptocracy of Afwayne
Kleptocracy means rule by thieves
There is no doubt
Nobody can dispute the fact
That Galayrd was
One of the most prominent Kleptocrats of Afwayne’s Kleptocracy
Confess!
Galayrd!
Remember
Galayrd!
Confession is good for the soul!
You stole your country Somalia blind!
You and Afwayne and your Darod mad MOD
Brought about the prophesy of
The Mudulod Poet
Farah Sefay
Who prophesied
Ages ago
Donkey years ago:
“Somalis
By your gait
By the way you walk
By the way you talk
I can tell
That one day soon
Thieves will have a field day with you!”
Galayrd
You are one of those thieves prophesied by Sefay!
No use denying that now
Lucky you
You can still dare
To hope
To ambition
To rule Somalia again!
To rob Somalia blind again!
To ruin Somalia
Dawa’o meshay ma’al ku ‘uni jirtay
Ayay ma’alool ugu bakhtisaa!;
Finally a fox
Like Galayrd
Starves to death
Where she used to wine
Where she used to dine
On dewlaps!
Galayrd
You can still go home again with impunity
Like your Hutu Hawiye friend
‘Adow,
Afwayne’s Habar Kintir ex-Ambassador to Washington
Who can still go back home again
Anytime he pleases
With impunity
Buluq Balaq Buluq, the Marehan rapist, can go back home again
Anytime he pleases
With impunity
Ina Salad Boy,
The most faithful dog of the Darod Mad MOD
The Habar Kintir cur
Of the crazy Darod confederacy called Mad MOD
Is not only happily back home again
With impunity
Where he even claims to be
The heir (pun intended)
The Ayr
The Kleptocrat in chief
Of Afwaynissimo without his Papa Doc Afwayne
So
Pray tell us
Why can’t General Samatar
Who also once was
Like Galayrd
The Prime Minister of Somalia—
Why can’t he go back home again
With impunity
What heinous crimes has Samatar committed against the Somali race
That he is so afraid to go back home again
To his Tumal-land
There is no doubt in my mind
That Samatar is not safe
Inside Hawiyeland
Inside Mudulodland
Inside Abgal-land
Remember
As the Arabs believe
As we clannish Somalis practice
Revenge is the sweetest
When it is consumed cold!
Samatar murdered Mudane Gabayre
One of the heroes of the Hawiye race
And Samatar knows
That the same fate that had overtaken
His friend
His bosom buddy
His co-conspirator
His co-killer
His fellow Afwaynist
Faadil
Is awaiting him patiently in Mogadishu
But
If Morgan
The Butcher of Hargaysa is safe in Somalia
If ghastly Ghaanie is safe in Somalia
What is it
That makes it
So unsafe
For Samatar to go back home again to Somalia
Even for a sojourn
Even for a short visit
Morgan is at home
Being protected by his powerful Darod clan
Ghaannie is also at home
Being protected by his puissant Darod clan
That is why we Somalis advise each other
“Always stay
Well ensconced
Well protected
Well in the midst of your clan
Well in the midst of your shoes
General Samatar has no powerful clan
Upon which to call for protection
That is why he will never leave the Washington DC area
Where he is so safe for now
Where there is law & order
Where the American writ runs Long & strong
Where he advises the Bush administration
On current Somali clannish affairs
For a handsome fee
Everyone in Somalia has a clan
So Samatar too has a clan
He is
Tumal Isse Mahamoud
Why can’t he go back home again
To his Tumal-land
To Growe
To where his Tumal Isse Mohamud dwell
Recently
The elders of Isse Mahamud held a conclave
Regarding a visit of Samatar’s
To his ancestral clan Tumal territory
But Abudullahi Yusuf
The cappo di tutti cappi de tutti Majerteenya
Nixed that idea
Dropping this bombshell:
“Mohamed Ali Samatar
Sodomized me
Sodomized
Not only me
Abdullahi Yusuf
But also sodomized my colleague
The late Hawiye hero
General Aideed
When Afwayne had us by the balls
While Aideed & I were languishing
In the Marehan Jail of Afwayne
I want you all to know this
I am warning you all Isse Mahamud Elders & Betters
I am warning Samatar
The Isse Mahamud Tumal
The Sodomite
To be forewarned
Is
To be forearmed!
I swear
Upon the honor of the Darod Race
Upon my honor
That I will shoot Samatar
The sodomite
On sight
If Samatar
The Sodomite
Ever dare show his face again
In Growe
Or
Anywhere in Darodland
Or
Anywhere in Somalia
For that matter!”
I have just now learned of this bombshell
Regarding the bum of Abdullahi Yusuf
So
I was most definitely inspired
When I called
Abdullahi Yusuf
The Punk of Puntland!
One of the meanings of
Punk
Being
“A young man who is the sexual partner of an older man”!
Which reminds me
That the last stage
Of the Kleptocracy
Of Afwayinissimo
Or
Siyadism
Was
Sodomy
Which reminds me
That Afwayne was not the only tyrant
Who misruled his whole country
By his Big Black Rod
Or
By the Big Black Rod of Samatar
The Sodomite!
If you don’t believe me
Read
THE FEAST OF THE GOAT
By Mario Vargas Llosa
About the Generalissimo
About the brutal dictator of the Dominican Republic
About Generalissimo Rafael Trujillo
About America’s original SOB
Whose 30-year reign of Terror ended in 1961
Afwayne & Samatar’s 20-year reign of Terror of Somalia
Whose legacy is still haunting us Somalis
Like Trujillo’s
Was mystically based
Upon the Potent Penis
Upon the penetration of the prostrate body politic
In the case of Afwayne’s Darod Mad MOD
Upon the penetration of the prostrate Somali body politic
Upon the penetration of the prostrate Somali flesh
Male & Female!
Darod & Hawiye!
Dir & Dayoos
No wonder
Buluq Balaq Buluq
The mindless Marehan Rapist
Had
A comfortable cozy bed in his office
For the express purpose of raping Somali women
How considerate
How convenient
For the rapist!
He raped
All Somali women
Who had no protection from this lustaholic
Who were desperate enough to want to flee abroad
Away from this Dirty Darod Mad MOD whoredom
I suppose
That now we can sum up
The dirty Darod Marehan-Ogaden-Dhulbahante
Reign of Tyranny
Reign of Terror
As
Rum
Bum
&
Barbed wire
It is only just now
That we have begun to uncover
The secrets of the Somali Sorcerer
More to come!
My sources are limitless!
My sources are Somalis
Who don’t want to remain
Mum forever!
Numb forever!
Recumbent forever!
Victims forever
Of the Somali Culture of Silence!
Who have finally began to realize
The wisdom of this Ethiopian saying
That “He who conceals his disease cannot hope to be cured.”
Our Somali disease is Afwaynissimo
Which is still
Rampant & Rabid
Among us silly Somalis
Hither in the Diaspora
&
Thither back home
The only cure for it
The best cure for it
Is
To expose the sick secrets Afwaynissimo
To the light of Allah
To the laughter of the Somali body politic
Which is now
Out of the dark dreadful dens of denial
Out of Mugdi Mudug!
Into the sunshine
Of Rûn
of Ruth
of Truth
Of Reality
Of Recovery
Of Resurrection
Of Reconciliation
Of Peace
Sans Peur
Et
Sans Bullshit!

[Faranacab]

I haven't had time lately to surf on Somalinet but couldn't resist on posting this. A friend just emailed me about professor Togane's interview with the Waagacusub. The man is hallarious and funny Walaahay. Ever heard Canbaro Buur???? Just listen the whole thing as everything he says is so true:
http://www.waagacusub.com/wareysiyo/Tog ... 0Radio.mp3

loooool@canbaro buur .......

[Dionysus]

Pathetic manners for a guy with a phd. Disgusting

Togane actually thinks he is an MJay

Togane is awesome. He is as impartial as an educated Somali tribalist can get.

ps. Why is Galeyr accused of stealing money when the dude is as broke as they come and gives lectures for causes he does not even believe in for a chump change. Abdiqasim Salad stole more money in my opinion because where the fock did he get the money to build Istarliin Hospital in Guriceel? Where did he get the money to finance the Ceyr occupation of Shabeellada Hoose?

[guhad122]

Hard-Rock,
Togane is correct; Faisal Rooble is Geri-Koonbe. He is the owner of Wardheer News. He is Abayoonis who is from Wardheer; thus the name Wardheer.

Canbaro Buur needs to go

[zingii]

Wuu ku tuntay kulligood.

[Psykmottagningen]

He is comedian

i thought he stopped drinking

[Mustafee101]

[Goljano Lion]

“Mohamed Ali Samatar
Sodomized me
Sodomized
Not only me
Abdullahi Yusuf
But also sodomized my colleague"

bal ninkaa weynu wuxuu ku hadlayo ila eega

[Mondey]

i have no comments !

[The_Emperior5]

“Mohamed Ali Samatar
Sodomized me
Sodomized
Not only me
Abdullahi Yusuf
But also sodomized my colleague"

bal ninkaa weynu wuxuu ku hadlayo ila eega

Futada cun cunaysa mala sida lady nas