what is your new year resolution

[Beans]

Dude I dont care about jaceyl iyo waxaas. If Allah swt just brings it, alxamduliAllahi, lakiin why stress when thats the reason we biologically even find others attractive? If I could breed with myself I would never date or marry...but thats not how shit works.

U might be surprise with things u can do on ur own.

It just keeps getting better.

What u mean Alpha?

[gedo_gurl]

Alpha, obviously every kid needs a dad, I just meant if humans were solitary breeders in general. Does that sound better?

Beans..no thanks to turkey basters, I'm not a lesbian

[BanadirBeauty]

Get up in the morning, go straight on the internet (Snet, FB, Youtube etc), after 2 - 3 hours of trolling, go to the fridge and get that frozen pizza from the weekend + the diet coke and get back on the internet. When I get hungry around 2 pm, go back to the fridge & get that last slice of pizza and the whole bottle of coke & resume trolling from there for another 5 or 6 hours non-stop. Check the time, it's 11 pm. Try to get up & realize you're jet-lagged like someone who was on a 15 hour non-stop flight & start pinching & slapping your legs for another 20 minutes to half an hour. Drag yourself to the bathroom and go to bed midnight feeling like shit.

Doing that in the next 12 months.

Your New Year's resolutions from last year have already gone resolved so why make the same resolutions again, yakhi?

i have none.

[Twist]

BB, screw you.

Obviously, this calool is not big enough so I want it to be 2 dabakh.

[SultanOrder]

I have the mass gainer protein too, but I never use it smh

[IronSheik]

How come there are no religious resolutions? No learning 10 surahs, going to every friday prayer etc etc

Nanees...I didnt say I'd chase ... I'm just open to dating again. I learned my mistakes, at first I said no to every guy and got nothing, then I started dating (halal husband shop) non stop and found weirdos at every corner...the things I discovered about men that time *issues*...now I'm looking just for a good looking guy, I have the rest sorted alxamduliAllah. I dont ask guys out, ever, but I will be open to marriage this year, with the aim of having a baby and no, there is no ticking clock, I just want that crappy childbirth stuff out of the way in the space of 5 years. I dont get women who are still breastfeeding kids at the age of 35+ ... I wanna be chilled by then

Sister, look for one with strong diin walaal very pious brother nothing else is needed like you said

[Beans]

Gedo. I am glad i didnt have to list things u could do if u were thinking of breeding alone.

[BanadirBeauty]

Twist: so everything old is new again? abowe, you could make a little change you know. i,e being couch potato instead of spending a lot of time online. i am sure that would make your calool bigger

[gedo_gurl]

PO: I have a formerly skinny friend who used that shizz and gained WAAAY too much weight, he is built like a shit brick house now and his head is too small for his body

Iron, no offense but the religious ones have serious personal issues, I dont need their baggage

Beans, do it, make my New years day

[Beans]

PO: I have a formerly skinny friend who used that shizz and gained WAAAY too much weight, he is built like a shit brick house now and his head is too small for his body

Beans, do it, make my New years day

That was hilarious. Is he able to walk straight?

[IronSheik]

Get up in the morning, go straight on the internet (Snet, FB, Youtube etc), after 2 - 3 hours of trolling, go to the fridge and get that frozen pizza from the weekend + the diet coke and get back on the internet. When I get hungry around 2 pm, go back to the fridge & get that last slice of pizza and the whole bottle of coke & resume trolling from there for another 5 or 6 hours non-stop. Check the time, it's 11 pm. Try to get up & realize you're jet-lagged like someone who was on a 15 hour non-stop flight & start pinching & slapping your legs for another 20 minutes to half an hour. Drag yourself to the bathroom and go to bed midnight feeling like shit.

Doing that in the next 12 months.

Yaa. Abti maa ciyaar isa. How can you sit on the internet from morning until night?

[Twist]

BB, I have this feeling you have something for big calool's so why not stop fronting & say it as it's. I heard some ladies like salsalaaxeyning that cushion & springy thing.

[Alphanumeric]

I have the mass gainer protein too, but I never use it smh

Ain't that like $200 a bottle?

No man. Simple whey protein and a healthy diet should do the trick. Of course, a workout routine. I have it all mapped out, but I can barely get myself not to cross the street whenever I see a gym.

[Alphanumeric]

Yaa. Abti maa ciyaar isa. How can you sit on the internet from morning until night?

I am living proof that it can be done, not only from morning till night, but from morning till morning till morning.

[Alphanumeric]

Iron, no offense but the religious ones have serious personal issues, I dont need their baggage

I'm curious. Issues like what?