This is what you call Xalwa

[Twist]

Yeah, I know. His name is quruxloow and the majority of his customers are women. Filinkaas Xamar aan ku fiirsan jiray, in the same way aan Xalwo Xamar ugu dhuuq-dhuuqi jiray.

[Thuganomics]

You asked I answered.Man that pic was nasty though

[Twist]

Not only nasty, put you posted it right under the pic of xalwo. Now I wont look at xalwo in the same way again. Thanks, Thug!

[Thuganomics]

Not only nasty, put you posted it right under the pic of xalwo. Now I wont look at xalwo in the same way again. Thanks, Thug!

Blame Abokor for his simile or was a metaphor

[BanadirBeauty]

@ Xalwo Xamar ugu dhuuq-dhuuqi jira. sheekada mesha u socdo wa fahme.

Not only nasty, put you posted it right under the pic of xalwo. Now I wont look at xalwo in the same way again. Thanks, Thug!

now, you sound like a hawar walac.

[TheblueNwhite]

never liked it as kid and still can't stomach it.

Bring me shushumoow, sisin, caano baraawe any day. It's the cad cad side in me.

[Twist]

Thug, isaga waa sida qofkii qofka kale waranka ku dhuftay oo ka tegay. You on the other hand, waad ruxday oo warankii ayaad gil-gishay.

BB, thank God you're not as slow I thought you were. Sheekada haddaan fahmay meeshay u socoto kuma lohoo!

Blue, you like all those mac-macaan but not xalwo? You're weird awoowe. True, the kind softy and oily one is hard to stomach but like the one I posted called 'saabuuni', I can eat rubux in hal fadhi!

[TheblueNwhite]

I know I'm weird bruv. Whenever I stop by a macmacaan joint and ask for casariya, I request the xalwo to be replaced with bajiye or sambusa or if I'm with Xalwo addict I trade my xalwo with him/her for him/her sambusa.

[TheblueNwhite]

Loos miyaa ku jira halwadan?

[BanadirBeauty]

Xalwa loos.

[Advo]

I am a helwa fan at eids with the little buskuts and shah on the side.

[Twist]

You see, it's like the Xalwo in the pic posted by Blue I don't like. Way jilcan tahay & kinda makes you feel laba-labo. Afkaagay ku dhex bur-buraysaa markaad cuneysid.

[Lillaahiya]

Xalwad is nasty Viva nanaimo bars!

[Lamagoodle]

Urban legend;
A southie goes to Hargeisa and starts a business.
A hargeysaawi guy married to a woman called Xalwo and who was in Muqdisho a few times comes to the shop and asks:

War dee xalwo ma aragtay?
The southie; xalwo aa? walaahi xamar ayaad i soo xasuusisey
Hargeisa guy; dee maxaan kuu soo xasuusiyey?
Southie; walaahi xamar ayaan ku dhuuqi jirey, wax ka macaan ma jirin?
Hargeisa; war dee sug! Ma xalwaad taqaanaa?
Southie; haa adeer qof waliba oo xamar ka imaadey wuu yaqaanaa? waa la cuni jirey, dadka oo dhan saf aay u gali jireen
Hargeisa; war ma xaaskeeyga ayaad sidaas leedahay?
Southie; adeer daqtar ayaad u baahantahay hadaad qabtid xalwo
Hargeisa guy; naw, (takes his ul and start beating the southie)

There are several varieties of this urban legend.

[ManD333q]

I like the hariisad better..never been fan of xalwo.