Fitness Trainer Gains & Loses 70 pounds in 1 Year on Purpose

[Tuushi]

Good luck Black.

Thanks for the chit chat Black and Twist.I am out.

[Twist]

Have a wonderful day, Tush.

[BlackVelvet]

Tuushi traitor

It depends on what you're offering to teach.

Nothing, I do believe there is nothing I can teach you that you don't already know. Probably xataa af Swahiliga wa taqanaa ee iska yeel yeel ee kaa tahay

[Twist]

You suck! When you've realized what my " " meant aa sheekada ii bedelee miyaa? lol

[BlackVelvet]

The shaxari alarm went off nooh. Dadka qaarkood have gay-dar aniga maxaanqabaa shaxari-dar adiga neh kii uugu darnaay aa tahay sxb

[Twist]

War I am just miskiin oo wadaad ah. All this shaxaari talk & vibe is just a way of making up for the shaxaarinimo I am missing in real life.

[BlackVelvet]

As your agent I am proud of you. Keep doing your thing bruv, 10% haiga ilaawin.

[Twist]

War bax, I can smell your Af-Carabi on the screen!

PS: Any idea if Greeny reached Mogadishu safe? Did she contact you yet?

[BlackVelvet]

I think she's leaving later this month.

ps

[Twist]

What? She still didn't leave?

Thread-kaas loo sameeyay aan arkay oo in ay last week baxday aanba u maleynaayaye! lol

[BlackVelvet]

She told me when she was going lakin I have the memory of "a dead cat" lol to borrow this amazing metaphor from VeiledG. So aniga mugoo kama war haayi, she might have left.

[Twist]

LOL @ the memory of a dead cat. Since when does a dead animal's memory work? Veiled is insane!

And I thought you were better than me & could remember when she was leaving. I remember her saying when she's gonna depart in a thread but can't recall the date at all. That's a sign we're gabooweyning, ayeeyo.

[BlackVelvet]

I actually made the point of asking her specifically so that I don't forget and I still did. Anigo ilma dhalin aan ayeyo sidii runti aheeyd noqdey

[Twist]

Well, what can I say! Uncle AW has made the offer several times (I've seen them on Snet) so get off of your fat ass & make the poor man's dream come true.

[BlackVelvet]

Aniga ayeyo waan ahay lakin qofki ayeyo awowo u eh moxoo yahay?