Odey Shirwac.......

[gedo_gurl]

She said ''Im in love with dollar flip he is my naf''.
thats when i cut her carab like gaf

Saxiib u dont have a damiir..
u saying to her wanku jeclahey wen she is sayin to me my amiir...
Im just sayin waxaad wax ku shubaneeysa bastamiir.

With a man such as Odey Shirwac, our poetic tradition will never die.

[gedo_gurl]

More from the great man himself:

I dont wanna sound nasty like baranbaro..
But babe i wanna inan ku koro like jaranjaro

Without AQOON..
U gonna feel like AGOON

waaaaaw! Hell to the muthaf*ckin canjeero yes!!!

[greenday]

The bestamiir one is the best

[gedo_gurl]

I have to admit that one was actually poetic

Here are some more

I can make u fly like diyaarada daalo..
I will show u every magaalo...
I do this shyt for mada'daalo

I don't have waqti for dem baqti

I told her that i like it cariiri...
Imma gonna bite her like wariiri..
After we done i dont wanna hear isoo xariiri.

[greenday]

I told her that i like it cariiri...
Imma gonna bite her like wariiri..
After we done i dont wanna hear isoo xariiri.

This one is smooth i wana hear isoo xariiri


I wish i could do these thing.

[S-D-M]

I dont wanna sound nasty like baranbaro..
But babe i wanna inan ku koro like jaranjaro

I wouldn't call this poem, but indeed funny........

[skywalker25]

Nothing but basic nursery rhymes.

[gedo_gurl]

Greenday, try it in English and then in Somali, its as skywalker says...nursery rhym'ish.

[KingMJ]

Gedo you're a Londoner maxaa waa faanisa this yankee? I'm sure we have our own lyrical geniuses

[skywalker25]

you should put out a challenge to the guys on this forum and see who can come up with something better than the Odaye.

ladies too....

Somalinets very own poetry contest..

[Meyle]

More from the great man himself:

I dont wanna sound nasty like baranbaro..
But babe i wanna inan ku koro like jaranjaro

Without AQOON..
U gonna feel like AGOON

waaaaaw! Hell to the muthaf*ckin canjeero yes!!!

Odaygu waa halaag.

[gedo_gurl]

King MJ we only have sell-outs in London like YSS. I wanted a Faarax with Somali values and genuine (but lame) Somali humour. London only has Jafaikans.

Skywalker I have actually seen some seriously decent poetry on Snet in the past but none of these guys are here these days.

Meyle, waa maxey halaag, do you mean 'waa hagaag'?

[KingMJ]

King MJ we only have sell-outs in London like YSS. I wanted a Faarax with Somali values and genuine (but lame) Somali humour. London only has Jafaikans.

I'm sure the raps have some nice lyrics, don't watch that east london mandem used to bring out some lyrical geniuses

[greenday]

That Ilkacase guy is also good

[Meyle]

King MJ we only have sell-outs in London like YSS. I wanted a Faarax with Somali values and genuine (but lame) Somali humour. London only has Jafaikans.

Skywalker I have actually seen some seriously decent poetry on Snet in the past but none of these guys are here these days.

Meyle, waa maxey halaag, do you mean 'waa hagaag'?

Halaag literally means torment, as in, that person is so funny its a torment. The word is mostly used in northern Somalia and is one of the many reasons southerners call us qaldaan.