Tribute to Dr-YALAXOOW (Quotes of Yalaxoow)

[Colonel]

DHUL QARNAYN the only man who went the Place where the sun setts Down and he Found the Sun sitting in muddy spring when the sun sett down every day it goes down a Muddy murky spring and DHUL QARNEYN went there and saw the SUN sitting there

literally dying at this keep em coming brehs

Sir Colonel, great initiative with the site, verily Al doctore Yalahou is a hall-of-famer indeed. He is of those who speak with amusement.

the truth hath been spoken.

[eliteSomali]

lol. Every word of the doctor is quotable. One time there was a thread about dating and sex and he said "every guy here on snet had a vajay except 17 year old abuukar subeer who uses his right hand" couldn't find that one.

[Colonel]

Encyclopedia of YALAXOOW has been updated with some legendary quotes.
Contractor Abdiwahab I request that you sticky this topic dedicated to the 1st ever Somali Hall of Famer

lol. Every word of the doctor is quotable. One time there was a thread about dating and sex and he said "every guy here on snet had a vajay except 17 year old abuukar subeer who uses his right hand" couldn't find that one.

Ad-Ditoore never stops

[AbdiWahab252]

granpakhaliif are you trying to become a athiest??? let me advice my flip flop somalinet friend!! if you wanna become non religios person first start.

Muslim secular.. and if you dont like it you can become Agnostic. whichs some who do not deny existance of god but also who do not deny there is no evidance that God exist!! but athiesm is too far therefore do not just jump from salafi saudi fan to athiest!!

No truer words were spoken.

[AgentOfChaos]

Thankfully I don't have to go through this since I'm not black

Thanks to you DR-YALAXOOW will come in this thread any minute now, and post his 100 pictures of Somali men.

No man Iam not black either sxb.. one day i wake up and saw the mirror.. i saw a Dark Arab ..... : Me : MY blacky days are OVER

[ofafrique]

Dude is legit the funniest guy on here.

[Rabshoole]

Without the dottoore this place would never be the same
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Here's one of my favorite quotes that literally had me rolling for two days

Firstly don't fock up my thread with ugly pics.

those pictures are coming if you dont stop believing that your not a BLACK AFRICAN. not only a black african. a SKINNY 85 POUND BLACK african .. your not caucasian ! your not arab. your not white.. waryaaa mr skinny yur a somali/ black/ sub sahara African.. pictures are coming my nigger!!! ahahahaha


hiloowle thay are coming sxb!!!

[Colonel]

Without the dottoore this place would never be the same
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Here's one of my favorite quotes that literally had me rolling for two days

Firstly don't fock up my thread with ugly pics.

those pictures are coming if you dont stop believing that your not a BLACK AFRICAN. not only a black african. a SKINNY 85 POUND BLACK african .. your not caucasian ! your not arab. your not white.. waryaaa mr skinny yur a somali/ black/ sub sahara African.. pictures are coming my nigger!!! ahahahaha


hiloowle thay are coming sxb!!!

no doubt one of my favorites

[AgentOfChaos]

@ "pictures are coming my nigger!!!"


Best threat ever.

[Oba]

@ "pictures are coming my nigger!!!"


Best threat ever.

[Colonel]

Agent this thread was needed. My ultimate favorite remains the following quote.

DHUL QARNAYN the only man who went the Place where the sun setts Down and he Found the Sun sitting in muddy spring when the sun sett down every day it goes down a Muddy murky spring and DHUL QARNEYN went there and saw the SUN sitting there

How does he come up with these?

[Rabshoole]

Caadi ma'ahaa dottoorka
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Here's another good one.

only my one sholder is bigger than their both sholders of one of biggest man of those ugly Somaalis.
iam about 80 kilo now i iam 1.84 dhererka. i try to gym 3 days a week for the last 10 years i was doing that.
so iam everage abgaal looking dude therefore abgaals are second non skinny somalis after beesha jareer weyne

These are the most captivating moment of pure comedy to hit snet and it definitely deserves recognition

[Colonel]

Caadi ma'ahaa dottoorka
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Here's another good one.

only my one sholder is bigger than their both sholders of one of biggest man of those ugly Somaalis.
iam about 80 kilo now i iam 1.84 dhererka. i try to gym 3 days a week for the last 10 years i was doing that.
so iam everage abgaal looking dude therefore abgaals are second non skinny somalis after beesha jareer weyne

These are the most captivating moment of pure comedy to hit snet and it definitely deserves recognition

Walle the admin Warya should pay Ad-ditoore for his services to Snet

[AgentOfChaos]

Agent this thread was needed. My ultimate favorite remains the following quote.

DHUL QARNAYN the only man who went the Place where the sun setts Down and he Found the Sun sitting in muddy spring when the sun sett down every day it goes down a Muddy murky spring and DHUL QARNEYN went there and saw the SUN sitting there

How does he come up with these?

Seriously how does someone come up with that?!! Fuck it, I don't want to think about that and give myself brain cancer. Let him post more of that and let us just sit back and enjoy.

[Rabshoole]

Forum moderation would be a good start, than again wahabism iyo secularism anything in his opposition, let's just say you'd have a better chance finding a three legged ballerina than coming back on snet