Grandpakhalif

[hydrogen]

Let's talk about him.

[SecretAgent]

He's a salafi n drug addict same time. His cousins r married to bantu converts

[Keyblade]

his best dream is when he was in a dessert and he was ridin a horsel (a fantastical creature), he was dressed in an all white warrior khamis and black turban, after that he was wielding a sword and he was speakin Arabic, then a man with a long white beard and a deep voice, told him that he shall soon pass the embers of life, and will be a symbol for the people. then after he fought but then whilst in the midst of battle he heard a maiden's voice urged him to fight then unfortunately woke up just when the battle was getting hot and couldn't continue this wonderful story

[Oxidant]

He's a salafi n drug addict same time. His cousins r married to bantu converts

[Arabman]

A young disciplined Muslim with great potential.

[ZubeirAwal]

his best dream is when he was in a dessert and he was ridin a horsel (a fantastical creature), he was dressed in an all white warrior khamis and black turban, after that he was wielding a sword and he was speakin Arabic, then a man with a long white beard and a deep voice, told him that he shall soon pass the embers of life, and will be a symbol for the people. then after he fought but then whilst in the midst of battle he heard a maiden's voice urged him to fight then unfortunately woke up just when the battle was getting hot and couldn't continue this wonderful story

are these from his own words

[hydrogen]

his best dream is when he was in a dessert and he was ridin a horsel (a fantastical creature), he was dressed in an all white warrior khamis and black turban, after that he was wielding a sword and he was speakin Arabic, then a man with a long white beard and a deep voice, told him that he shall soon pass the embers of life, and will be a symbol for the people. then after he fought but then whilst in the midst of battle he heard a maiden's voice urged him to fight then unfortunately woke up just when the battle was getting hot and couldn't continue this wonderful story

Interesting

[Keyblade]

his best dream is when he was in a dessert and he was ridin a horsel (a fantastical creature), he was dressed in an all white warrior khamis and black turban, after that he was wielding a sword and he was speakin Arabic, then a man with a long white beard and a deep voice, told him that he shall soon pass the embers of life, and will be a symbol for the people. then after he fought but then whilst in the midst of battle he heard a maiden's voice urged him to fight then unfortunately woke up just when the battle was getting hot and couldn't continue this wonderful story

are these from his own words

Yep, straight from the horsel's mouth.

[grandpakhalif]

A young disciplined Muslim with great potential.

Brother Arabman, surely if I was able to leave darul kufr, I would be strong muslim, but I am weak and it's due the afflictions of kufr that surrounds me, the naked women, the hedonism, the feminism, the deluded muslims, the filthy stench of shirk. I feel like God is testing me severely amongst a thousand ignoramus. Wallahi, He has been good to me for he gave me deep understanding of the religion. I also have duties that I am unable to fulfill and this pains me to the core, surely if I was given the chance I would rush to the meeting with my Lord. Alas, I am stuck in limbo amongst the mushrikeen, and if it were not for Islam, I surely would have been the greatest of losers.

So don't call me disciplined, I am a great sinner and subject to God's wrath.

Ilaahi ee caafi

[Twist]

A mole; a double agent.

All this, "I would've left this place if I had had a passport" and all the flip-flopping is a trap. Open your ideas, kids.

[hydrogen]

if it were not for Islam, I surely would have been the greatest of losers.

In English that you means you would of been vomiting in a plastic bag 4am in the morning after getting high on marijuana in the club.

[Keyblade]

A young disciplined Muslim with great potential.

Brother Arabman, surely if I was able to leave darul kufr, I would be strong muslim, but I am weak and it's due the afflictions of kufr that surrounds me, the naked women, the hedonism, the feminism, the deluded muslims, the filthy stench of shirk. I feel like God is testing me severely amongst a thousand ignoramus. Wallahi, He has been good to me for he gave me deep understanding of the religion. I also have duties that I am unable to fulfill and this pains me to the core, surely if I was given the chance I would rush to the meeting with my Lord. Alas, I am stuck in limbo amongst the mushrikeen, and if it were not for Islam, I surely would have been the greatest of losers.

So don't call me disciplined, I am a great sinner and subject to God's wrath.

Ilaahi ee caafi

You wanna overcome your weakness? Stop blaming others for it and man the fuck up.

[original dervish]

Never know anyone vomit on weed alone.
Unless you had a dodgy burger afterwards maybe.

[grandpakhalif]

Sorry, you wouldn't understand, only people similar to Arabman and other like minded Muslims would understand.

[hydrogen]

I have a feeling GPK lives in a little apartment alone somewhere in Toronto and hates himself.