A paralyzed man wakes up to...

[Marques]

[hargaysaay]

Nigga what happened to your D1ck. ah the Dog ate it .

[Lillaahiya]

^ It wasn't his...

[BlackVelvet]

^ It wasn't his...

It ate his testicles?

[SecretAgent]

Usually da dogs like to lick da womans private parts,dats y woman love dogs so much

[Lillaahiya]

^ It wasn't his...

It ate his testicles?

Yes. You didn't read the article?

[hargaysaay]

His testicles ! shit thats even worse .

[Gabre]

^ Buuryo

Actually gonads are the balls, not the penis.

[ZubeirAwal]

^ It wasn't his...

It ate his testicles?

Yes. You didn't read the article?

, never keep a ayy at home, first when the guy was paralyzed he was like "Can shit get any worse!" Tada! Yes it can, when you got a dog ripping off your ballsack

[FarhanYare]

^ Yeah it was

^ Buuryo

That's the term used for boys ....

Really? Didn't even know

they shouldn't have killed the dog since afterall its the dog owner's fault, if his owner decided to have it sleep next to him; where is the animal rights in this case?

[Lillaahiya]

^ Buuryo

Actually gonads are the balls, not the penis.

Wait..buuryo =/= gonads? Somali anatomy 101.

[BlackVelvet]

These are all new words. We say xiniinyo. Confused it once with mandaciro is a conversation with my mother, not a good look.