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- zulaika
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positive pregnancy test for sale..
So apparently there's a demand for this.. subhanallah.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/09/04 ... 66100.html
Its unfortunate the lengths some women will go to get their men to finally commit to marriage. buying positive pregnancy tests online to get him to pop the question.
Now I'm fully aware this is not an option for the majority of our Muslim sisters as we are not generally sleeping with prospective husbands to be before marriage, but the idea of tricking a man to propose marriage is not an alien concept and plenty of "halal" ways i know and seen, a man was swayed into marriage when his intentions were focused elsewhere..
I guess this is one of the reasons why divorce rate is so high.. the minute these men find out how they've come to marry their women.. its all over.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/09/04 ... 66100.html
Its unfortunate the lengths some women will go to get their men to finally commit to marriage. buying positive pregnancy tests online to get him to pop the question.
Now I'm fully aware this is not an option for the majority of our Muslim sisters as we are not generally sleeping with prospective husbands to be before marriage, but the idea of tricking a man to propose marriage is not an alien concept and plenty of "halal" ways i know and seen, a man was swayed into marriage when his intentions were focused elsewhere..
I guess this is one of the reasons why divorce rate is so high.. the minute these men find out how they've come to marry their women.. its all over.
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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..
*4-6 months later*
Guy: "I don't see the babybump."
Witch: "I lost the baby, if it wasn't for you stressing me out constantly then I wouldn't have lost the baby."
Guy: "WHAT?!!"
Witch: "Marry me or I will tell everyone pushed me down the stairs and caused me to miscarry!"
Guy: "okay"
"SAY...NO...TO..... ENTRAPMENT" - Daanyeer
Guy: "I don't see the babybump."
Witch: "I lost the baby, if it wasn't for you stressing me out constantly then I wouldn't have lost the baby."
Guy: "WHAT?!!"
Witch: "Marry me or I will tell everyone pushed me down the stairs and caused me to miscarry!"
Guy: "okay"
"SAY...NO...TO..... ENTRAPMENT" - Daanyeer

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- GeoSeven
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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..
That is just so wrong 
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Sophisticate
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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..
Manipulative. Gunshot weddings.
Geoseven, please claim our brainchild. It was born Nov 12th, 2013.
You will see it lurking on snet's main page, simply refresh. It's a google-bot and it needs to be sustained with your bitcoins. Funnels money.
Much Obliged.
Geoseven, please claim our brainchild. It was born Nov 12th, 2013.
Much Obliged.
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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..
At first I was likesophisticate wrote:Manipulative. Gunshot weddings.
Geoseven, please claim our brainchild. It was born Nov 12th, 2013.You will see it lurking on snet's main page, simply refresh. It's a google-bot and it needs to be sustained with your bitcoins. Funnels money.
Much Obliged.
Not mine. It's the illegitimate produce of two mods
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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..
Beeni raad maleh, ma maqlin dadkaan
its times like these I kinda feel sorry for me 
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- zulaika
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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..
lol, how does it affect you negatively? Do you mean manipulative women turn men highly skeptical of all women, including the good ones like u?greenday wrote:Beeni raad maleh, ma maqlin dadkaanits times like these I kinda feel sorry for me
- zulaika
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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..
Lol @AgentC,
Is it save to presume "guy" is u in likely scenario.. so does that mean you'd still marry the "witch" ?
Is it save to presume "guy" is u in likely scenario.. so does that mean you'd still marry the "witch" ?
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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..
zulaika:
Walaal habaarka iskumaanu ogeyn ee waaku sidee?
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Sophisticate
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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..
GeoSeven wrote:At first I was likesophisticate wrote:Manipulative. Gunshot weddings.
Geoseven, please claim our brainchild. It was born Nov 12th, 2013.You will see it lurking on snet's main page, simply refresh. It's a google-bot and it needs to be sustained with your bitcoins. Funnels money.
Much Obliged., but then it made sense.
Not mine. It's the illegitimate produce of two mods
Sadly, my plot was foiled and I won't be claiming my ill-gotten gains.
Is there a return to sender for adopted cyber minions? I blame zulaika it was all her Idea.
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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..
At first I thought ewww do women really show the stick they pee'ed on to their man, even if she's not faking it...gross.
Then it hit me, they are paying money for a stick with someone else's pee on it. This is all very unhygienic.
Then it hit me, they are paying money for a stick with someone else's pee on it. This is all very unhygienic.
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