a laugh in burco city

[gambit]

so ive been sitting around in a sweat in burco with my coob shaah and bencil (benson & hedges) ciggarettes which are probably the only cheap commodity here when compared to the west, 85cents a pack. so im getting siigo in my eyes caused by high winds from the rain thats falling somehere in the direction to sheeikh where i always see dark ominous clouds. so i decide im gonna go out and mess with reer burco tonight, so i go out with my mom who wanted to go by some stores and decide to wear a halloween mask that my sister brought here to scare some cousins. and this mask is kind of like a freddy kruger face without the marks and scars, kinda looks like a weird old hag (very realistic). so we stopped somewhere and told the guy to order us some food he come up to the driver side im in the passenger and was facing the other way and my mom signalled to me when to turn around "look now" i turned around to face the guy and he looked at me took a few steps back and said ok ok qof kale baan kugu so diraya and ran back in the store now everybody in the store is looking towards the car in curiosity and shock. and it took 5 minutes for someone to come and take our order all of them were refusing saying no no we cant. so one ilbaax guy came out and said thats a real good mask let me call some reer miyi guy to take your order the reer miyi guy came up to the car took one look at me almost fell down got back up and ran down the street and around the corner nafta ayaa ka bixi gaadhey. later on pulled up to some girls walking slowed down stuck my head out the window and they screaamed "shaaitaan ba ku jira gaariga" one other store the guy was taking an order from my moms side of the car and he looked at me turned and looked the other way the rest of the time he didnt make any eye contact he couldnt even look in the car again he was soo terrified. and he didnt even take all the money and my mom said this old man wants to order something he said may may marabo inaan ka qaado and ran back in the store he thought there was a jinn in the car or something haha. all in all priceless never laughed so hard.

[YummyMummy]

the reer miyi guy came up to the car took one look at me almost fell down got back up and ran down the street and around the corner nafta ayaa ka bixi gaadhey.

later on pulled up to some girls walking slowed down stuck my head out the window and they screaamed "shaaitaan ba ku jira gaariga"

one other store the guy was taking an order from my moms side of the car and he looked at me turned and looked the other way the rest of the time he didnt make any eye contact he couldnt even look in the car again he was soo terrified. and he didnt even take all the money and my mom said this old man wants to order something he said may may marabo inaan ka qaado and ran back in the store he thought there was a jinn in the car or something haha. all in all priceless never laughed so hard.

xaraam, that's sad though, dadka naxdin bad qaadsiisey that day, bal maxaad ka faa'iidey gardaro mooyaane?