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BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby Methylamine » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:06 am

The price of land in Hargeisa is finally gonna come down :blessed:
Are you telling me that people who receive benefits buy land in Hargeisa? Hmmm


****informs the authorities****
Buy land and build obnoxiously big mansions all over the city

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby SolidCamel » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:09 am

The price of land in Hargeisa is finally gonna come down :blessed:
Are you telling me that people who receive benefits buy land in Hargeisa? Hmmm


****informs the authorities****
Buy land and build obnoxiously big mansions all over the city
Lol absolute fact

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby Idman702 » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:09 am

The price of land in Hargeisa is finally gonna come down :blessed:
Are you telling me that people who receive benefits buy land in Hargeisa? Hmmm


****informs the authorities****
Buy land and build obnoxiously big mansions all over the city

Oh hell no.

**calls the British prime minister**


I am watching you Aishaah. :ufdup:

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby Lamagoodle » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:10 am

Methylamine, adeer, the long-term impact is that there will be many garoobs for you young men (too late for me because by then, I am too old and will be hunting for a dheylo in SOmalia). The downside is of course, they will be poorer compared to today.

:lol: :lol:

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby MujahidAishah » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:12 am

:tocry: :sadbron: they are taking my caydh waaay abaahoy :snoop:

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby Methylamine » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:15 am

Methylamine, adeer, the long-term impact is that there will be many garoobs for you young men (too late for me because by then, I am too old and will be hunting for a dheylo in SOmalia). The downside is of course, they will be poorer compared to today.

:lol: :lol:

JOKE
:damn: who is gonna pay my tuition then?

Aishah: the chickens have come home to roost. Jigjigayar finna look like malowle now with this recession :ufdup:

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby MujahidAishah » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:21 am

Meth never that sxb meesha maa m.mooge baad moodey

Ps im coming to canada work in the oil fields and claim caydh aswell :pac:

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby Lamagoodle » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:23 am

Methylamine, adeer, the long-term impact is that there will be many garoobs for you young men (too late for me because by then, I am too old and will be hunting for a dheylo in SOmalia). The downside is of course, they will be poorer compared to today.

:lol: :lol:

JOKE
:damn: who is gonna pay my tuition then?

Aishah: the chickens have come home to roost. Jigjigayar finna look like malowle now with this recession :ufdup:
LOL. Tuition? I was talking about wining and dining you; calling you aboow macaan even though you are 40+. You see, adeer, today, the best age to be a somali male is 40+. You have a lot of xusul baruur, nimcatul fashuuq to tap into. This is all thanks to the benefits of the welfare state. When that dries up and it would certainly do (that is when you are 40+), it is laba qaawan isma qaado. I feel sorry for you young men. When that happens in a few years' time, I will be having a bidaar salaax by a dheeylo, while you youngsters of today will be xaawoless. :lol:

P.s. Tuition waa maxay? Today, if you are 40+ the only school you need is the school of flattery; keywords, cadeey, xabiibi, qalanjo and voula...

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby MujahidAishah » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:27 am

Lama meth waa ciyaal haa naga baarin ciyaal suuqnimo waar inanku waxba muu arag halku ku yaalo maqaan

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby Methylamine » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:29 am

Methylamine, adeer, the long-term impact is that there will be many garoobs for you young men (too late for me because by then, I am too old and will be hunting for a dheylo in SOmalia). The downside is of course, they will be poorer compared to today.

:lol: :lol:

JOKE
:damn: who is gonna pay my tuition then?

Aishah: the chickens have come home to roost. Jigjigayar finna look like malowle now with this recession
LOL. Tuition? I was talking about wining and dining you; calling you aboow macaan even though you are 40+. You see, adeer, today, the best age to be a somali male is 40+. You have a lot of xusul baruur, nimcatul fashuuq to tap into. This is all thanks to the benefits of the welfare state. When that dries up and it would certainly do (that is when you are 40+), it is laba qaawan isma qaado. I feel sorry for you young men. When that happens in a few years' time, I will be having a bidaar salaax by a dheeylo, while you youngsters of today will be xaawoless. :lol:

P.s. Tuition waa maxay? Today, if you are 40+ the only school you need is the school of flattery; keywords, cadeey, xabiibi, qalanjo and voula...
:lupe:

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby AGENT447 » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:32 am

Lama meth waa ciyaal haa naga baarin ciyaal suuqnimo waar inanku waxba muu arag halku ku yaalo maqaan
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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby Lamagoodle » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:33 am

Lama meth waa ciyaal haa naga baarin ciyaal suuqnimo waar inanku waxba muu arag halku ku yaalo maqaan
Waa tahay. Laakin waxaan islahaa wiilka aad adeerka u tahay, bal indaha u fur.

Bal adigu ii waran qalanjo? qaraabada, ehelada iyo dadka aad la joogtid soo ma fiicano?

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby Methylamine » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:47 am

Meth never that sxb meesha maa m.mooge baad moodey

Ps im coming to canada work in the oil fields and claim caydh aswell :pac:
Oh snap I missed this :lol:

Ilma mooge is doing pretty well alhamdulilah, no baranbaros hyperinflating the local estate with their ill-gotten money :ufdup:

Oil market crashed all the xalimos working as jaariyads in the camps got laid off :damn:

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby MujahidAishah » Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:26 pm

Lama nimcaad iyo barwaaqo maa ku jiirna

Adigu iska waran iyo martidi

Meth mooge qaxooti baa ka buuxa thats why inflation hasnt occurred

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Re: BRACE YOURSELF SOMALIS IN UK

Postby Methylamine » Mon Jul 06, 2015 3:32 pm

How can you say Ilma Mooge is full of qaxooti when you're from Gaajo-jano?


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