memoirs of a street w.hore ( a vaseline production)

[Ashlee]

starring vaseline as the broken highschool student who has to turn tricks to help pay for her fathers khaad addiction. based on the new-york times best-seller and critically acclaimed novel, 'memoirs of a street w.hore' (written by vaseline). the story follows the trials and tribulations of the lead character, vaseline, as she struggles to make ends meet by selling her body to blind gambian refugees in the brothels of amsterdam, holland. the highly anticipated movie was shot on location at the redlight district of amsterdam and made in collaboration with the film company that released chart-topping movies such as 'saving ryans privates' and 'i know who you did last september' (ironically two of vaselines all-time favorite porno-flicks). vaseline and her production team have already started filming the sequel to 'memoirs of a street w.hore' which is said to be titled 'cheaper by the dozen'. 'cheaper by the dozen' follows vaseline as she gambles away her fortune and is forced to work as the s.ex slave of an eastern european by screwing a dozen guys at a time. stay tuned y'all...

-do the wiggle y'all-

[chocolate_delight]

ur one sad pathetic cow

[Citizen X]

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[Vaseline]

ALIE B I T C H WHY ARE YOU WRITTING YOUR BLOODY LIFE STORY NO 1 WANTS TO KNOW

PLX DON'T BEG FRIENDZ WITH ME U love ASHLEE


DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[chocolate_delight]

dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nuf sed

[Ashlee]

so vaseline, when is the movie set to be released again?!?! heres hopin' you didn't catch aids while you were filmin' the flick.

citizen-x...whats with the ' ' , guys don't roll their eyes..are you a faggot or something? let me guess, 'f-a-b-o-l-o-u-s' is your fav. word right?!?!

[Ashlee]

awww, you wish i was dead? well guess what b.itchs, i'm back and better than ever.


-do the wiggle y'all-

[bug a boo]

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