Postby 1_londoner » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:01 pm
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
Newwie-----In what way does your reply relate to his question? 
