Somali Jokes (Drop Your Favourite Somali Jokes)

[SHAKILL]

There was a man who was a very jealous type, and swore to never marry till he finds a woman that is pure and virgin.

After a long search, he finaly got married to a girl through family arrangement.

At wedding night,He wanted to check his new wife. he painted his thing green, and when the wife saw, she asked him, what is this? it is not suppose to look like this? looooooool

He asked her? How did you know? and left her.

[Westernized Xalimo]

SOME BREH WID AN OVERGROWN DRAWBCK WALKED IN 2 A ROOM PACKED WID PPL & EVERY1 SCREAMED HEZ A SOMALI

[SHAKILL]

YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU PUT KETCHUP IN EVERYTHING

ya kno ur somali when u have 1,768 uses for vasaline!

ya kno ur somali when ur on da bus and ur da loudest ppl talkin

ya kno ur somali when u have bout 30 kutabz at home but never use it

ya kno ur somali when ur dad married two other wifes

ya kno ur somali when tea is made 5 times a day

ya kno ur somali when u put sugar in everything

u know ur somali if you got chased by Jareers

You know u somali when ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant memorize quran "

You know u somali when u shop for gear on the 20th of the month

You know u somali when u buy sifa phone cards

You know u somali when u buy a computer and ur parents ask for BBC somali radio 24/7

You know you're a somali male when.. your watch dangles around your wrist

You know you're somali when... there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels..

You know you're somali when... you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk

You know you're somali when... you're up late on a school night

you know your somali when your dad swears he was a superstar football player

you know your somali when your mom wears a dirac to the supermarket

you know your somali when you have the same drapes as atleast 5 of your neighbors

you know you somali when ... you come to a rave with all yo' bling bling, but still wanna hustle, to get in for free

u know u somali when u wash the dishes wit socks if u dont find sponges

you know your somali when u go to somali parties tellin your girlfriend you don't like somali guys

you know ur somali when your niece is 40yrs older than you.

you know ur somali when ur told the wedding starts @ 9 pm but the guests and bride show up at 12 am.

you know ur somali when u smell like bariis and baasto @ school

you know ur somali when u eat lunch at 8 pm and dinner at 1 am

you know ur somali when a basic 3 on 3 bball game takes two hours to finish

you know ur somali when ur hair line starts at ur ears

you know ur somali when ur hair is soft and u look mixed but ur lil brother looks like he's from kenya..

[A_I]

crazy...


heres a funy somali joke, mom n daughter barely speak english go to docter. both somali, the mother is pregnant. the docter asks whether she wants to kno the "sex"of the baby.

the hooyo who didnt understand wat he said, said 2 her daughter "naa muxuu yiri"

the daughter only knew wat sex was n says, " ala ala hooyo, waa nin waalan" "wuxu ku waydeeniya hadaad wasmo rabto"

both the hooyo and the daughter ran away. the docter was dumbfounded!

[TUUG4LIFE]

u know u somali when u wash the dishes wit socks if u dont find sponges






WHO DOES DAT

[**weezy**]

NO ONE DOES THAT.................. ^^

[TUUG4LIFE]

ALLIE

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

[quote="SHAKILL"]YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN YOU PUT KETCHUP IN EVERYTHING

ya kno ur somali when u have 1,768 uses for vasaline!

ya kno ur somali when ur on da bus and ur da loudest ppl talkin

ya kno ur somali when u have bout 30 kutabz at home but never use it

ya kno ur somali when ur dad married two other wifes

ya kno ur somali when tea is made 5 times a day

ya kno ur somali when u put sugar in everything

u know ur somali if you got chased by Jareers

You know u somali when ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant memorize quran "

You know u somali when u shop for gear on the 20th of the month

You know u somali when u buy sifa phone cards

You know u somali when u buy a computer and ur parents ask for BBC somali radio 24/7

You know you're a somali male when.. your watch dangles around your wrist

You know you're somali when... there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels..

You know you're somali when... you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk

You know you're somali when... you're up late on a school night

you know your somali when your dad swears he was a superstar football player

you know your somali when your mom wears a dirac to the supermarket

you know your somali when you have the same drapes as atleast 5 of your neighbors

you know you somali when ... you come to a rave with all yo' bling bling, but still wanna hustle, to get in for free

u know u somali when u wash the dishes wit socks if u dont find sponges

you know your somali when u go to somali parties tellin your girlfriend you don't like somali guys

you know ur somali when your niece is 40yrs older than you.

you know ur somali when ur told the wedding starts @ 9 pm but the guests and bride show up at 12 am.

you know ur somali when u smell like bariis and baasto @ school

you know ur somali when u eat lunch at 8 pm and dinner at 1 am

you know ur somali when a basic 3 on 3 bball game takes two hours to finish

you know ur somali when ur hair line starts at ur ears

you know ur somali when ur hair is soft and u look mixed but ur lil brother looks like he's from kenya..[/quote]


you know ur somali when u keep posting this same fukkin list dats been goin around in emails since 1994 but still act like its new