After buying the election George W Bush took advantage of this occasion to make some major changes to his administration. Yesterday he presented his new staff. These are the three biggest changes.
general Peter J Schoomaker
Middle East
Department of
Oil Securing
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Saeed al Sahaf
Yale Department of
Education
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Department of
Torture
sergent Ivan Chip Frederick
Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib
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The department of Defense(Donald Rumsfeld) will be replaced by the Department of Oil Securing with headquarters in the Middle East. Donald Rumsfeld will retire after a successful carrier.
The Department of Oil Securing will be leaded by General Peter J Schoomaker. This is his reward for his brave leadership in the war in Iraq. He will continue fighting for the good cause in the coming war in Iran in 2008..
Margaret Spellings of the Department of Education will be replaced by Saeed al Sahaf. From now on, all American children will learn true American values at school.
Most Americans already realized the American legal system was insufficient. That's why new methods were needed. Sergent Ivan Chip Frederick had the brilliant idea to use torture. He was rewarded for this idea by getting the leadership of the Department of Justice. This Department has been renamed to Department of Torture. The headquarters will be situated at Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib.
