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"Well, Erkel, lemme tell ya. I didn't go alone." [/quote]
haha...okay Napoleon Dynamite
I know you didn't go alone. 38 yr old men usually go out wit their guy friends trynna score pussi and still can't
Learn from tha king.

I went out to a spot last night in your entertainment district named "fluid" and picked up 3 somali chicks, 1 Costa Rican and 1 Italian and 1 Greek.
Tha best part was they was like....where u from? u got an accent? I was like....I'm reppin Houston.
They was like......oooh u look so mixed. I was like yea...I am. Got tha best ethnicity in tha world baby. I ain't somali
