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Condoms at Walmart ;)

Postby Grant » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:39 am

A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register, he realized he had meant to get condoms, but had forgotten to. So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.



She asked, "What size condoms?"



The customer replied that he didn't know.



She asked him to drop his pants.



He did.



She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of his privates, felt them for a second, and called over the intercom, "One box of condoms, large please. To Register 5."



The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.



She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.



He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of condoms, medium. To Register 5, please."



A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.



She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said.......

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"Cleanup, on Register 5."

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Re: Condoms at Walmart ;)

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:42 am

lol @ Grant !

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Re: Condoms at Walmart ;)

Postby The-Screw » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:42 am

lol wow, this kind of joke is only acceptable coming from people grants age. :}

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Re: Condoms at Walmart ;)

Postby *jr » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:42 am

:lol: lool

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Re: Condoms at Walmart ;)

Postby Starscream » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:07 am

looooool

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Re: Condoms at Walmart ;)

Postby biko » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:22 am

lol


a couple are watching tv with their two sons. after a while the father look at the wife, winks at her then excuse themselves and go upstairs for a nooky. couple of minute later the older boy slowly go up the stairs and sees the door to his parents room ajar; he takes a peek and then quickly run back down. he gets his younger brother, take him upstairs then says to him...'now remember, this is the same woman that spanked our ass for s'ucking our thumb'....lol
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Re: Condoms at Walmart ;)

Postby xaseey » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:23 am

looooooooool that boy is quicker than me,,atleast i would hold for 3 min

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Re: Condoms at Walmart ;)

Postby xoogSADE14 » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:58 am

Odaygaan wuu isku dhex yaacay wallee.


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