Two Southern- businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in
> their soon-to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a
> few shelves set up.
>
> One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going
> to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
>
> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
>
> Scouser walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scouse
> accent asked
>
> 'What are you selling' here lad
>
> One of the men replied sarcastically,
>
> 'We're selling arse-holes.'
>
> Without skipping a beat, the Scouser said,
>
> 'You are doing well ... Only two left!'
>
> Southerners - God bless them - should not mess with a Scouser
