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Indians !

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Indians !

Postby MiSsY_MiSs » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:16 pm

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.



The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.



The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.



Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?



The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"



Ah, the mind of the Indian... This is why India is shining

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Re: Indians !

Postby *lady_ice_4u2nv* » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:19 pm

doesnt he have a fukkin closed garage and a housekeeper...fukkin wasteman spending 5g to park his car.
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Re: Indians !

Postby Oxy- » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:21 pm

:lol:

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Re: Indians !

Postby sO_sO_Qatar » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:40 pm

:lol: :lol: Indians

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Re: Indians !

Postby Faraaxwivmurqo » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:12 pm

ladyice its actually $15.41cents which is like 7 pounds....anyway smart indian. :lol:

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Re: Indians !

Postby wastegal » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:35 pm

bud bud
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two ninety nine please

who remembers that

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Re: Indians !

Postby surrender » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:38 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Indians !

Postby Dusty » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:56 pm

HA HA HAA NOT FUNNY

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Re: Indians !

Postby Advo » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:35 pm

*lady_ice_4u2nv* wrote:doesnt he have a fukkin closed garage and a housekeeper...fukkin wasteman spending 5g to park his car.



lool, the key point being "expecting the car to remain there"....come one I use to work in a shuttle where they park cars and it aint safe because every I would barrow a car and had I seen a ferrari, shid that wouldnt be safe. :lol:, the bank is the safest place.

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Re: Indians !

Postby WasteMan » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:52 am



:lol: :lol:

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Re: Indians !

Postby _BuFF_GYAL_ » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:14 am

that was jooke wallah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

this is so gona spread like wildfire!

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Re: Indians !

Postby FAH1223 » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:28 am

*lady_ice_4u2nv* wrote:doesnt he have a fukkin closed garage and a housekeeper...fukkin wasteman spending 5g to park his car.


he didnt spend the $5k....he just took it...and then paid $15.41 from his pocket while repaying the $5k so that he could park his car.

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