What would you do if yr wife summons you out of the blue and goes like:
"Honey, you know I love u, right?"
You: "Yeah!!"
"Honey, I think I am lesbian...err, I am sure I am lesbian"
You: " What the &^%%$$^^& u talking about?"
"I have been having an affair with our neighbor Ashley"
"What?"
"Yea. I just wanted to tell you that it's over between u and me, I am moving in with her"




