>A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
>>
>> when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are
>> you doing?'
>>
>> The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and
>>
>> have some.'
>>
>>
>>
>> So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed
>> a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'
>> and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
>>
>>
>>
>> The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into
>> the river.
>>
>> A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little
>>
>> lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked
>>
>> the little lizard,
>> 'What's the matter with you?'
>>
>> The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
>>
>> had been sitting with the koala in the tree,
>>
>> smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into
>>
>> the river while taking a drink..
>>
>> The crocodile said that he had to check this out
>>
>> and walked into the rain forest, found the tree
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>> where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.
>>
>> The crocodile looked up and said,
>>
>>
>> 'Hey you!'
>>
>> So the koala looked down at him and said,
>>
>> 'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
>> How much water did you drink!?'
