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Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby Advo » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:25 am

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A SINGLE mum with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has finally found a man to keep her satisfied - after she wore out a string of boyfriends.

Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she would never meet the partner of her dreams. She was just too demanding for all her previous lovers.

But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for six months now - because he's as keen as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

You can see Michelle, 43, describe her condition on video by clicking below. She grinned: "Andrew has changed my life. I'm no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms - I've found it.

Michelle added: "Now I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms." Michelle's rare condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time anywhere.

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

She said: "I know I'm lucky to have so many orgasms when there are women who have never had one. But the condition has ruined my love life."

Michelle's first boyfriend bowed out after a few months saying he couldn't keep up with her demands. And over the years several others gave up - with one telling her he was a man not a machine. She dated one bloke for five years but "by the time we broke up, he was exhausted, he left as a defeated man".

Michelle turned to internet dating but when she told some fellas about her condition they stood her up, frightened they would not have the stamina.

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She added: "Others thought they were right stallions and I loved wiping the smug grin off their faces and hearing them begging me to stop."

Then in May she met Andrew, a divorced industrial cleaner who lives over the road in Nelson, Lancs.

She said: "I did worry that he would grow tired of me like everyone else, but when I told him he laughed and said he would burn me out first.

"I could do it 24 hours a day and so could he. I regularly run across the road to his house to have sex. We have sex at least 10 times every day."

Mum-of-four Michelle went on: "I really love life now. We're planning on moving in together as soon as we can afford to.

"I've been looking for someone like Andrew for a long time, and I finally feel like I'm in heaven."


http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news8478.html

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby hanqadh » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:35 am

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.
wtf :lol: :lol:

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby yasmin » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:38 am

acuudubillah naagta baasbas ayaa lagu shubay 10 times kulaaha :lol:

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby Advo » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:43 am

lool, no she just needs fircoon gudniin....what a confidence killer though walking in there with an ego the size of mars and coming out a broken soul, it's like throwing a hot dog down a open hall..useless.

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby yasmin » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:46 am

Gudniin baad sheegeysaa ee haddi laga waada goyoo naagtan waxbaa uu taari meyso :lol:

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby Advo » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:52 am

Im sure hadii laga jaro bushimaha iyo agakaarkaas, her sexual desire will decrease to like 10 orgasm a day, a number basra would kill for :up: :lol:

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby Cumar-Labasuul » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:05 am

Can you imagine her on the train or public transport climaxing :shock: :lol:

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby Advo » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:12 am

Can you imagine her on the train or public transport climaxing :shock: :lol:

Did u ever watch dave chappelle comedy about the homeless guy holding up a bus with jerking off?

I believe this lady can stick up a whole train.

"dont nobody move...or u will get sprayed!" :lol:

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby Cumar-Labasuul » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:28 am

Can you imagine her on the train or public transport climaxing :shock: :lol:

Did u ever watch dave chappelle comedy about the homeless guy holding up a bus with jerking off?

I believe this lady can stick up a whole train.

"dont nobody move...or u will get sprayed!" :lol:
Lol chappelle show is the best especially
clayton bigsby - No good for nuthin stealing all the white mans air niggers and they stink :lol:
and rick james - I'm rick james biitch :lol:

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby HELWAA » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:45 am

Cajiib, atleast she found a man that make her scream 10 times a day....wow :|

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby Murax » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:48 am

Did it ever occur to her if she was more sexually appealing She would get dudes who would actually want to have sex with her 10+ times a day?

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby Addoow » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:57 am

Seems to me like a fake story.

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby nomadicwarlord » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:03 am

She is a dream bride for the Mormons.

Just imagine her college years. :mrgreen:

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby Daanyeer » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:08 am

Sometimes . i am PRO-FGM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Postby Crazy Cat Lady » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:09 am

^ Watch it Danyeer! :down:


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