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A Monday Encounter

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A Monday Encounter

Postby Aerosmith » Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:21 pm

An afternoon/evening spent with four fellas usually with mundane life, filled with daily chores, boring jobs, recurrent tasks & social conventions. A tale of decadency gone wrong and I am a mere observer numbed from disgust & occasional chuckles. I did try so hear me out folks. You see these morons are:

--A fat Irish guy married to a black women. It was obvious he was still battling with his past racist background and having a hard time adjusting to this multicultural lifestyle he was leading. The dude definately led a vanilla life. After downing four four macallan, he opens up and is quick to show me the picture of wife, a black exact copy or maybe more constipated Wanka Skyes. I don´t know what bothered more his pathetic racial sneer gleaning of ýeah I got myself a nigerrete´or a burned cadaan pig from excessive sun burn. Two more drinks and he opens up dn dpmination and bondage. The thought of a big boned angry wanda skyes hitting him with her stiletto was hard to shake it off my head. Acuudu bilaahi mina Shaydan.
Agah.
More drinks and he lays his aces down for us and in particular my innocent ears about his world chasing monger trips to Thailand, and Cebu Phillipines. Mind you this next part is a bit graphic and disturbing for the innocent eyes. To him, while in Thailand and Phillipines if you mongered, chances you slept with a guy are HIGH!!! The answer post operation tranny. Maybe our local somalinet mongers can have a take on this? Anyone here slept with a girl who said she cannot lubricate naturally and uses jelly? Anyone

-The Indian nouveau riche M&A kid with bloated narcissistic personality disorder. It was kinda funny how he bragged and talked about his uniqueness, work, and inroots in finding a true alpha. There is only a limit a fella can take from a self gloating guy who works M&A in third world country.

- A Moroccan kid. A good looking fella too. Probable future pimp & his looks is what got him into the PR department.
I´ll give him props for choosing a good restaurant though. Perfect entree of sautéed shrimp! :up: crisply dressed in brioni suit. What gave him away was his jokes about praying and pilates.

- A big bulky pacifism black guy. Now I am no racist but this kid was yearning for lynching walee. It was so degenerate how he turned his manhood and got emasculated. Its folks like him tempting me to kill one of these days. Horta whats with madow, victimisation & this innate weak/pacifist persona. Phuck :down:

Now move on to an open lounge later in the evening. We ran into university kids. The place definately had this gullible rebel liberal feel to it. Here is where I knew & I am never wrong about my initial instincts and see the true failure in all four inspite of their cush jobs. First the Indian kid tries to use his status to flaunt to no avail. When did college kids, especially kids sporting exotic tattoos, socialist god che tattoo care about what do you do and drive. They would rather a screw a beach bum or a poor TEFL holder teaching english in third world country. Definately an inept douchebag at best. The fat irish guy, a season monger from what I could tell and I saw him ease into his pedophilic trait wanting to go for the youngest kill. The Morrocan kid definately showed his pimping etiquette as he was doing most of the introduction. The black, a real whipped man wanting to listen and possibly cuddle. I, a mere observer in this mundane chore. Heck I gotta admit I was savouring every moment of it. :lol: :up:
At the end their ineptitude prevails and they couldn´t even score with hippish, zara sporting gullible freebies.

Did I find this extremely salivating and entertaining. Definately YES. It was orgasmic and felt like I was in some cosmological city eating away endangered species. All in all I must say Alhamdulilah I did have some Afternoon/evening here after work and sealing a good deal. A funny, vile & degenerate way to fast track a speudo privilege late lunch/outing.

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Re: A Monday Encounter

Postby DANGIRL » Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:51 pm

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Re: A Monday Encounter

Postby Padishah » Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:16 pm

You are one particularly eccentric person.


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