Postby Cinque Mtume » Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:43 pm
1. Somalia will be nuked in February 2010 by the International Community, even Muslim countries approve.
2. All the dead Somali bodies from Berbera to Kismayo will be thrown in the sea in March 2010.
3. Photos will be taken of the ex-Somali cities and towns for future comedy material in April 2010.
4. Bulldozers enter Bosaso, Berbera and Mogadishu ports to destroy the old native settlements in May 2010.
5. A large auction will be held in which ex-Somalia will be granted to the highest bidder in June 2010.
6. Mexico wins it accidentally, mistaking '50' for 50.000 pesos instead 50 Billion US Dollars.
7. The Mexican representatives have all been executed in Mexico City upon return, meanwhile the Mexican government is brainstorming how to use ex-Somalia to earn back the lost money that was intended for emergency stash of beans and rice for 2012.
8. The Mexican government hires PriceWaterhouseCoopers to make a business plan for them in september 2010.
9. Mexican troops are deployed in ex-Somalia to exterminate a group of Somalis that were for some bizarre reason not affected by the Nuclear Attack due to Khat, in October 2010.
10. The Last real native Somali is killed with a catapult in the Mudug desert screaming that he is an Ethiopian in November 2010.
11. PriceWaterhouseCoopers finalises research, ex-Somalia is being prepared for 2011, the year of rebuilding.