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somali man wanting to divorce .

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somali man wanting to divorce .

Postby lookz » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:44 pm

A SOMALI MEN WENT TO THE COURT WANTING TO DIVORCE HIS WIFE, HIS ENGLISH IS NOT SO WELL .
HE THOUGHT OFF TRANSLATING THE SOMALI WORDS TO ENGLISH...

FIRST HE SAID TO THE JUDGE I WANT TO OPEN MY WIFE, AS HE TRIED TO TRANSLATE THE SOMALI WORD FURNIN IN ENGLISH...

THE JUDGE ASKED HIM WHY?
STILL TRYING TO GET WHERE THE MEN WAS COMING FROM..& HOW HE WAS PLANING TO OPEN HIS WIFE..??

THEN THE SOMALI MEN REPLYED SHE IS MY WIFE SO STAY OUT OFF OUR OCEAN PLEASE...ONCE AGAIN HE TRANSLATED THE SOMALI WORD BADENA-KABAAX...

THE CONFUSED JUDGE THIS TIME ASKED THE SOMALI MEN TELL WHAT SHE DID TO YOU?

THEN THE SOMALI MEN SAID SHE GOT MY LEGS, TRYING TO TRANSLATE LUGO-YO-EE-UGUHESAA...!
I WAS LAUGHING HARD OUT FROM THIS JOKE!!! I HEARD THIS HAPPENED TO A MAN 4 REAL

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Re: somali man wanting to divorce .

Postby Devils_Advkt » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:58 pm

honey that's all bullshyt. and it is old joke btw

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Postby sweet..&..sour » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:22 pm

..!!..Nice Joke$.!.!..{-_-}

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Postby Devils_Advkt » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:26 pm

not it is not a nice joke Twisted Evil

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Postby sweet..&..sour » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:39 pm

..!!..I Find ..!..It Amu$ing..!..{-_-}

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Postby Devils_Advkt » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:51 pm

well i dont, and that is a fact.

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Postby sweet..&..sour » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:53 pm

..!!..GoOd.!.4or .!.Ya..!.!..(9_9)

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Postby Devils_Advkt » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:54 pm

thank you

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Postby sweet..&..sour » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:57 pm

..!!.!.Ur..WeLcoMe.!.!..!!.(-_-)

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Postby Devils_Advkt » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:01 pm

ok, why are you using insane-mami's style of writing?

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Postby sweet..&..sour » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:07 pm

[quote="Devils_Advkt"]ok, why are you using insane-mami's style of writing?[/quote]

..!!.!.Who'$.!..Th@t..!!.??

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Postby Devils_Advkt » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:14 pm

my cyber wife. we are getting married in cyber in september. and we will have a baby in cyberspace. i warn you: lil_insane_mami is a krazy woman, she takes medication 6 times a day

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Postby sweet..&..sour » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:17 pm

..!!..I'm.!..!.Crazy..!.ToO..(-_-)

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Postby Devils_Advkt » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:26 pm

yeah? how crazy are you. i like krazy gurls Very Happy

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Postby sweet..&..sour » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:28 pm

[quote="Devils_Advkt"]yeah? how crazy are you. i like krazy gurls Very Happy[/quote]

..!.!!..R.!.U Saying.!.That..!!.Just..Becuz.!!.I..Have ..!..Ur.!.IP..Address..!.!!..(-_-)


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