A Somalinet Comedy.....in the making..

[Basra-]

In the village of Bosaso, a very respectable short majeerten man by the fragrant name of Udun ruled the town. HE was a man of voice and full masculine stare, yet always wore baggy clothes to his chest. Villagers often wondered why he wore baggy clothes, some speculated it was to hide his feminine futo on a man body which was too embarrasing for him, others whispered he had man boobs. At any account- this was a man of respect. Eloqeunt, noble,majeerten, kind, and very religious. It was rumored he was to marry a fair but crazy maiden isaaq girl half his age. Anyway, on a fateful day, and the beginning date of this story--in this very same village of Bosasa there became a violent episode. There was a village fight between an alshaab baab supporter and a TFG supporter. Udun being the chief and most respected soul was appointed to run the courth. But before he did that-- he went into the home of his future bride to propose to her. He walked with his sheep caine, walking as slow and cautious as an intelligent any majeerten chiefian would walk. Upon arriving at the home of his amore,his darliing innocent but cracy Basra---a very delicate conversation began.


Udun: Cough cough....Mashalaah Basra---Assalaam Aleikum..


Basra : Waa Aleikum Salaam Ya Odeey Udun. Please seat down. How do you do ?

Udun: I am well macaan-- u r very sweet. I have come to ask you a very important question Basra

Basra: Miaah.....


Udun: Haa Baasra Cadeey, i have. May you permit me to ask you this important question?

Basra: Cough cough......Udun, before you do that, let me tell you some good news. did i tell you i am engaged>


Udun Cough Cough Cough Cough Maxaa Tidhi?? (Udun was choking, his eyes rolling as if about to faint, and he suddenly has an aaf waqooyi accent)


Basra: Udun walaal are you okey? (Basra ran to catch the falling poor odey)


Udun: cough cough cough------who are u engaged to ??


Basra: My dearest Udun , lets not discuss it now. You are not well. Please sit down.

Udun: No! Tell me now--who are you engaged to????


Basra: Well---its a long story walaal--have u noticed how lately i have changed? How i have become a hajiiyaad? Not exactly an al shababist, but hajiiyaad enough.


Udun: yes? What does that have to do with anything? Speak Woman! Now! Who are you engaged to?


Basra: Hayee hayee---dont presure me tafadhaal. give me a room to breath. I am engaged to...........cough...


Udun: WHO?????????



Basra: Whispers and is blushing in love at the same time.... "hyperactive"