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Scary shit!!!

Postby OliveOil » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:44 am

Wallahi I'm so scared that if I ever throw a nice wedding that the whole city might show up....Im truly truly afraid of that :? :x :cry:


Because of that reason, I think I'll have to resort to a smaller women only wedding. WHY ARE SOMALIS WEDDING CRUSHERS horta???? :twisted:

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby Knight of Wisdom » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:49 am

I thought the scariest thing for you Somali females is having your Husband untie your Genitalia like a XEEDH at a wedding, during your honeymoon?

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby Goljano Lion » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:49 am

I thought the scariest thing for you Somali females is having your Husband untie your Genitalia like a XEEDH at a wedding, during your honeymoon?
:lol: :lol:

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby OliveOil » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:50 am

HUH? Stop trying to be funny

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby Knight of Wisdom » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:54 am

HUH? Stop trying to be funny
I'm not being funny. Didn't you go thru the female circumcision?

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby OliveOil » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:55 am

Gnight yo :up:

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby Knight of Wisdom » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:57 am

I'll take that as a YES. So, get ready to be untied. Just make sure you don't fart in your husband's face. :lol:

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby OliveOil » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:07 am

Yaxaas ha'ku laqo! :up:

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby XaliimoFarax » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:16 am

OO I know what u mean hence y I think I won’t even have a wedding at ALL :shock: :o Now im like so over weddings all together. :(

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby Advo » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:50 am

Due to the amount of wedding I crashed, it will be hypocritical if I deny wedding crashers, them nyggas and hoes are welcome :up:

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby quark » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:52 am

I thought the scariest thing for you Somali females is having your Husband untie your Genitalia like a XEEDH at a wedding, during your honeymoon?
:lol: :lol:

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby Sexy_Maaha » Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:27 am

I thought the scariest thing for you Somali females is having your Husband untie your Genitalia like a XEEDH at a wedding, during your honeymoon?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yo. That was hella funnny :up:

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby greenday » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:19 am

The more people at a wedding the better :up:

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby NewHargeisaGirl » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:34 am

Due to the amount of wedding I crashed, it will be hypocritical if I deny wedding crashers, them nyggas and hoes are welcome :up:

Get a job & move out of your Hooyo's aqal, just a sisterly advice for ya :up:

Olive,
Why not simply hire a weddin' planner? it aint like you are in Africa or somethin'.. GURL PUHLEEZ :)
ps. did you watch Kim Kardashian's wedding fairtale yet?

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Re: Scary shit!!!

Postby Advo » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:31 pm

Thanks for the advise :D :up:


btw is this ur facebook profile pic?

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