Dear SomaliNet family..Big dillema awaits me..I got..

[deathrowinmate]

a phone call from this chick that been accusing me of been her baby dady....She called me few days ago and told me that in any day im gona get a phone call from child sevices...They will need a DNA...She goes on to tell me that im not the only one who gona take this DNA..There'l be 2 other dudes taking it as well...One of them she so sure about bc he came in the picture while she was already pregnant. The idiot is handicapped baan u maleenayaa because he stalking her saying that the baby is his because she was with him for couple of months...Then there's the other homeboy, well she was messsing with him at the same time she was messing with me...She's telling me that he cant be the father because he dont look anything like him but that it looks like me ...I told her to "eff off' and now she threatens to call my family members...I dont know what to do ....sh^t is going down fast now

[sexy-kitten]

Fuuucccck the biij. Request a DNA test.... What u doin fucckin biiijes anywayz? xaraam ya akhi, ceeb, ceeb!

[deathrowinmate]

Fuuucccck the biij. Request a DNA test.... What u doin fucckin biiijes anywayz? xaraam ya akhi, ceeb, ceeb!

Abaayo, this is not the time to critisize me ...The deed has indeed happened, there's no going back on it...Listen, i want nothing to do with the baby...She is actually coming at me ..demanding I do a DNA with the child support agency...I reminded her that I thought we made an agreement last week when I told her that we can take a private DNA and if the child is mine then I will be in its life...but now she coming at me like this..Telling me that that lunatic came to the childcare place to pick the child up when he is not in the list. she got a phone call at work telling her some dude wants to pick her baby up..So she freaked out ..His saying that he believes he is the father, although she met him 8 months into the pregnancy...So for that reason she contacted child services to assist her in this matter..So she coming at me now like that...to settle this once and for all ...She adamantly believes I am the father...and daaam im afraid I am the father because that little child looks effing like me..

[ToughGong]

Waxaad ku tidhaa

I'm sorry
"I'm not the father"
Bitch you heard maury
I ain't buyin no carseat
And I ain't finna take care of no freak
Not me (not me)
You ain't gettin no trust up outta my check
But I will pay for that DNA test
I ain't buyin no huggies, don't dress him like me that ain't my lil buddy
Dem ain't my lips and them ain't my eyes you can keep them big pitchas and the wallet size
That baby got a big nose girl look at mine you can play blind but girl you needa stop tryin

[XaliimoFarax]

So if he is indeed ur child u dont want him? U will run away from ur responsibilities even thu its u two who mad the mistake and not the poor child?

I heard islamically wise the child born out of wedlock takes the mothers surname and not the father. If this is true then maybe u find ur loophole. To me it does not sound ethical to do a hit and run thu.

[deathrowinmate]

Waxaad ku tidhaa

I'm sorry
"I'm not the father"
Bitch you heard maury
I ain't buyin no carseat
And I ain't finna take care of no freak
Not me (not me)
You ain't gettin no trust up outta my check
But I will pay for that DNA test
I ain't buyin no huggies, don't dress him like me that ain't my lil buddy
Dem ain't my lips and them ain't my eyes you can keep them big pitchas and the wallet size
That baby got a big nose girl look at mine you can play blind but girl you needa stop tryin

She got hold of my families phone number..to broadcast to them that I have a illigitimate child...Family is conservative...it'l be a catastrophe of biblical proportion

[sexy-kitten]

Fuuucccck the biij. Request a DNA test.... What u doin fucckin biiijes anywayz? xaraam ya akhi, ceeb, ceeb!

Abaayo, this is not the time to critisize me ...The deed has indeed happened, there's no going back on it...Listen, i want nothing to do with the baby...She is actually coming at me ..demanding I do a DNA with the child support agency...I reminded her that I thought we made an agreement last week when I told her that we can take a private DNA and if the child is mine then I will be in its life...but now she coming at me like this..Telling me that that lunatic came to the childcare place to pick the child up when he is not in the list. she got a phone call at work telling her some dude wants to pick her baby up..So she freaked out ..His saying that he believes he is the father, although she met him 8 months into the pregnancy...So for that reason she contacted child services to assist her in this matter..So she coming at me now like that...to settle this once and for all ...She adamantly believes I am the father...and daaam im afraid I am the father because that little child looks effing like me..

Just tell her fuck you! Test me along with the other baby daddies. Watchu mean she met him 8 months into the prego? What? So you weren't hittin that ALL 9 months? She was over there creepin? She got u fucked up, ku dheh naa iska bax!

On the real tho, all jokes aside... Just don't even be disrespectful, just request for a DNA without you being disrespectful.

[deathrowinmate]

So if he is indeed ur child u dont want him? U will run away from ur responsibilities even thu its u two who mad the mistake and not the poor child?

I heard islamically wise the child born out of wedlock takes the mothers surname and not the father. If this is true then maybe u find ur loophole. To me it does not sound ethical to do a hit and run thu.

I need to consult with my local sheikh on that naming thing...It is pretty scarry..How can a child of mine have her surname..it is possible..then if it aint gona have my surname why then provide support?

[Hargaysa1982]

Waxaad ku tidhaa

I'm sorry
"I'm not the father"
Bitch you heard maury
I ain't buyin no carseat
And I ain't finna take care of no freak
Not me (not me)
You ain't gettin no trust up outta my check
But I will pay for that DNA test
I ain't buyin no huggies, don't dress him like me that ain't my lil buddy
Dem ain't my lips and them ain't my eyes you can keep them big pitchas and the wallet size
That baby got a big nose girl look at mine you can play blind but girl you needa stop tryin

AND THE RESULTS ARE INNNNNNNN(the crowd goes wild)
deathrowinmate when it comes to baby bishima wayne....... You ARE the father.


There is no such thing as the deed is done darling...that deed has some serious consequences if you are the father you are scarred for life...akhirana well you have the chance to repent lakiin aduunka intaad joogtid child support for 18yrs....hope she is somali at least..imagine madow ama cadan ku daba ordaysa for the nxt 18yrs

[XaliimoFarax]

So if he is indeed ur child u dont want him? U will run away from ur responsibilities even thu its u two who mad the mistake and not the poor child?

I heard islamically wise the child born out of wedlock takes the mothers surname and not the father. If this is true then maybe u find ur loophole. To me it does not sound ethical to do a hit and run thu.

I need to consult with my local sheikh on that naming thing...It is pretty scarry..How can a child of mine have her surname..it is possible..then if it aint gona have my surname why then provide support?

I dont get it I thought u DONT want the child? So does it matter what surname the child has? And if u want the child then whats the calaacal for?

[Knight of Wisdom]

deathrowinmate when it comes to baby bishima wayne....... You ARE the father.

[deathrowinmate]

Fuuucccck the biij. Request a DNA test.... What u doin fucckin biiijes anywayz? xaraam ya akhi, ceeb, ceeb!

Abaayo, this is not the time to critisize me ...The deed has indeed happened, there's no going back on it...Listen, i want nothing to do with the baby...She is actually coming at me ..demanding I do a DNA with the child support agency...I reminded her that I thought we made an agreement last week when I told her that we can take a private DNA and if the child is mine then I will be in its life...but now she coming at me like this..Telling me that that lunatic came to the childcare place to pick the child up when he is not in the list. she got a phone call at work telling her some dude wants to pick her baby up..So she freaked out ..His saying that he believes he is the father, although she met him 8 months into the pregnancy...So for that reason she contacted child services to assist her in this matter..So she coming at me now like that...to settle this once and for all ...She adamantly believes I am the father...and daaam im afraid I am the father because that little child looks effing like me..

Just tell her fuck you! Test me along with the other baby daddies. Watchu mean she met him 8 months into the prego? What? So you weren't hittin that ALL 9 months? She was over there creepin? She got u fucked up, ku dheh naa iska bax!

On the real tho, all jokes aside... Just don't even be disrespectful, just request for a DNA without you being disrespectful.

Dont you get me..She's the one demanding a DNA..I just wanted to keep this under the rug for as long as possible at least till I marry then bring her to the public...Not now though..but a part of me wants to know if the baby is mine for religious purposes..I know I made a mistake..but I want to repent and take responsibilities..

[Hargaysa1982]

Fuuucccck the biij. Request a DNA test.... What u doin fucckin biiijes anywayz? xaraam ya akhi, ceeb, ceeb!

Why bay horta somalida inanta uun u cayaan? automatically she is blamed/trashed and traumatized she is going thru hell too ya know... am not attacking you but this is a general behavoir of our ppl women/men alike go after the girl......it takes two to tango...

[Knight of Wisdom]

Why bay horta somalida inanta uun u cayaan? automatically she is blamed/trashed and traumatized she is going thru hell too ya know... am not attacking you but this is a general behavoir of our ppl women/men alike go after the girl......it takes two to tango...

I totally agree. He has just the same amount of blame as she does. However, I think the reason women tend to get more of the blame is because, women have the power to keep a man thirsty. A woman is what quenches a man's thirst. So, technically, not the thirst is at fault here, but rather the entity that caused the thirst to subside temporarily.

[Babygirl-]

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I think that baby looks like you.