Axlaan....

[optimist_1]

Who said i cant visit.

[AMAT-ALLAH]

Moi-- --Oh Lord i should go to bed its like 4 in the morning!

[michael_ital]

4 AM ??? Where in the **** are ya??

[optimist_1]

Yeah?

[AMAT-ALLAH]

im in Dubai--and i cant sleep, the air conditioning is making a crackkling noise, im slightly bloated after the casumaad(huge somali trad. meal)...But it doesnt matter really coz Dubai people are like bats..they sleep in the day and go out at night coz of the heat! So all gudh! --Man im booored.....


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*Tumble weed*

[dhuusa_deer]

sholy shit

naago isjecel. I wonder hadee istaabtaan

[michael_ital]

I love Axlaan. She's smart, funny, crazy, sexy, beautiful. And I fantasize about those 34's wrapped around my head.

[Axlaan]

Loooooool I have crazy lesbo on my hands, but God I love her.

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
She's my boo and I love her so.
Every time I login to the Forum,
She pms me sweet little notes with xoxoxo.
That's why I know, yes I know,
Hallelujah I just love her so.

When I call her on the telephone,
She says: baby, I'm all alone.
By the time I count from one to four,
She'll be knocking on my door.

In the evening when the sun goes down
And there ain't nobody else around,
We go to the chat room and undress each other with words.
She says: baby everything is alright.
And as my boner is my witness,
she's the only lesbian in my life
That's why I know, that's why I know
Hallelujah I just love her so.
Hallelujah I just love her so,
Hallelujah I just love that chick so.


p.s. Nayaa Amat...leave my dyke alone baan ku idhi. Hadii kale it's about to be a what?????????? GIRL FIGHT.

[Mowhawk]

Naayaa Axlaan

Raggaan maxaad tustey, mise waxaa kicineeysaa dacaayada foolxumeey (she is engaged to foolxume)? I think I should check my sights, so they can appeal to the pensioners like Axlaan and co.

Why is this place so dead? Maybe, it is due to the Osama factor

[DONKEYMAN]

mujaahi sceres me

[Mowhawk]

Guys let us hijack this girlies thread.

I think I'm a guru of relationships, what do you think? (Only blokes)

I'm single but I'm offering here a free-good advice about relationships for blokes. I'm good with theories, and I thought a guy like me should share it with his brothers.

I reckon a guy has to ignore all the little mistakes of a girl, but stand firm on the big ones that is principally based. Once you are principled, I don't think that you would care if you don't watch the F.A cup final, and instead happily drive/company her to an urgent engagement of hers. Suddenly a friend told her to this amazing discount sales of her favourite shop. Things like that. Tough call, but remeber you are not single bloke like me . Does it work?

[Axlaan]

Nope, the woman wins every time. Man, without a woman is nothing. Unless of course, she's lesbian like Quruxley.

[dhuusa_deer]

[quote="foolxume2005"]WALAAHI I'M CONFUSED, I THOUGHT AMATALAH WAS SHEEKHAD, BUT YESTERDAY SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU HAVE TO BEAT HER WITH STICK TO GET HER OFF THE DANCE FLOOR AND TODAY SHE'S TAKING ABOUT FOCKING A WOMEN, WHAT? 1ST QANIIS SHEIKH, WA INAA LILAAHA WA INAA RAA JUCUUN[/quote]

that is becuz sh's adolescent and confused. duh! its understandable, she's figuring out who she is. lets hope finds her best self.

[michael_ital]

Yeah, it works. I could definately go without the Superbowl ( ) for "her" sake. Though it would be painful.

[michael_ital]

Wait, on second thought, the Superbowl ???? Hmmm, nahhhh. It'd HAVE to be REALLL serious for that.