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Re: Pregnantalien, welcome to Snet dear..

Postby Lamagoodle » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:43 pm

Nabeela; Abaahin is x-rated word to describe the male camel hegemony expressed through pain during mating.

Twist; :lol: :lol: Bush. I don't think so saaxib; don't buy af soomaali ma aqaani discourse; waa nalaga weynyahay

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Postby Twist » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:44 pm

@ Nabs: So what time? 5 in the morning or the night one? ;)

@ Lam: who? Nabeela? Stop giving me a heart-attack! :shock:

Nabeela, what's your response to these allegations?

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Postby Lamagoodle » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:46 pm

Seeymer; ma taqaanan abaahin?
It's used in relation to Awrka when it a does the dirty on the Hal

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True; it is difficult to know whether the awr is in pain or experiencing pleasure; a geeljire will certainly help the awrka to find the hole of the hasha.

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Postby Twist » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:48 pm

Seeymer; ma taqaanan abaahin?
It's used in relation to Awrka when it a does the dirty on the Hal

:lol:
True; it is difficult to know whether the awr is in pain or experiencing pleasure; a geeljire will certainly help the awrka to find the hole of the hasha.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Nabeela » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:52 pm

@ Nabs: So what time? 5 in the morning or the night one? ;)

@ Lam: who? Nabeela? Stop giving me a heart-attack! :shock:

Nabeela, what's your response to these allegations?

First part, No, and No..

2nd part: How about I let you draw your own conclusions on that :mrgreen:

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Postby Lamagoodle » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:54 pm

Twist, my lamagoodle cousin told me that the awrka feels pain because his alaabta is rubbed against the bones of the hasha or even the sand; that is why people hear a xaraarug kind of noise. Of all the male animals, the camel male is the least I want to be; it is an odeal.

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Postby Twist » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:59 pm

@ Nabs: So what time? 5 in the morning or the night one? ;)

@ Lam: who? Nabeela? Stop giving me a heart-attack! :shock:

Nabeela, what's your response to these allegations?

First part, No, and No..

2nd part: How about I let you draw your own conclusions on that :mrgreen:
Damn! You're very good & you got me there. Xalaal caleyk xaar wayso ma galo! :up:

PS: Come on dee, we had an agreement yesterday about the schooling scheme ee hadda maxaa dhacay? Sheekadu ma "Kas dumar oo kadaloob rag kaaga dambeeyay kaad ku ogayd maaha." baa? Ma Lamgoodlaa ii kaa daba maray? :evil:

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Postby Lamagoodle » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:01 pm

Kadaloob naageed rag kaaga dambeeyey kii aad ku ogeyd ma aha; ee egow

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Postby Twist » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:02 pm

Twist, my lamagoodle cousin told me that the awrka feels pain because his alaabta is rubbed against the bones of the hasha or even the sand; that is why people hear a xaraarug kind of noise. Of all the male animals, the camel male is the least I want to be; it is an odeal.
Lam, wax aan dooro aheen weligey ma raacin, sxb

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Postby Lamagoodle » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:05 pm

Dooro wax ka fiican oo la raaco maba jirto; maxaa dhacay meesha dameero ma joogin miyaa?.

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Postby Twist » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:13 pm

Way joogeen ee aniga iyo dameerada weligeenaba dagaal ayaa naga dhexeeyay. Waan jilbo dhaadheerahay, ayagana xaraatida ma bakheylaan marka iskuma saqajaanno.

Plus, markaan caruurta ahayn ee xiliga kacsi la boodka lagu jiray, wiilasha way ku maadeysan jireen marka dameeraha iyo digaaguba ay love-making session ku jiraan, back in the dugsi days, anigana waxaan difooso u ahaa sida diiqa uu doorada u bursanaayo then, without her permission, uu howshiisa dhameysanaayo. That's what I call a gangster, hence meesha aan shaxaarinimada ka keenay. 8-)

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Postby ToughGong » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:15 pm

Lam, wax aan dooro aheen weligey ma raacin, sxb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That reminded me of this Riwaayd
Xoolaha magaalada noo raac
[youtube]ZE8hXTZCZ_0&feature=related[/youtube]

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Postby Lamagoodle » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:18 pm

Way joogeen ee aniga iyo dameerada weligeenaba dagaal ayaa naga dhexeeyay. Waan jilbo dhaadheerahay, ayagana xaraatida ma bakheylaan marka iskuma saqajaanno.

Plus, markaan caruurta ahayn ee xiliga kacsi la boodka lagu jiray, wiilasha way ku maadeysan jireen marka dameeraha iyo digaaguba ay love-making session ku jiraan, back in the dugsi days, anigana waxaan difooso u ahaa sida diiqa uu doorada u bursanaayo then, without her permission, uu howshiisa dhameysanaayo. That's what I call a gangster, hence meesha aan shaxaarinimada ka keenay. 8-)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I have also been fascinated by the dooro ritual; I think for the door it is about the process of courting; hunting, hunting and the whole process takes less than a minute.

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Postby Twist » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:23 pm

@seemeyer: LOOOOOL! May be that's where I got the idea from then. Couldn't even remember if I watched that riwaayad but it seems that I saw a clip of it on Youtube before.

Edit: I remember it now when I saw markuu biyaha ku tufaayo. :lol: :lol:

PS: Is Boon Xirsi alive horta, TG?

@Lamgoodle: Innit? I know it's kinda creepy & feels like bestiality but as a kid seeing a rooster doing his thang was kinda amazing. As you know, we Somalis do not take Sex ed at school back home so that was somehow how we figured out how to make love & ultimately make babies. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby ToughGong » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:26 pm

PS: Is Boon Xirsi alive horta:
As far as I know he is
He lost the site of his eyes a few years ago,a cig lighter exploded in his face
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