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Quote of the year :)

Postby waryaa » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:54 am

waryaa rauf, wahas iska daa! rauf wa nin walam.
by - guess who :)

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby Lamagoodle » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:57 am

That sounds like Nanees.

She thought lamagoodle means " I am not circumcised" or " dig a hole".

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby Twist » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:59 am

I know who said 100 %.

That's my buddy, Hyper. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby waryaa » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:03 am

yes, by hyper. I laughed @ the name Rauf. It ain't somali/arab, unless of course I am wrong :mrgreen:

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby Twist » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:06 am

May be it's Khalije name & one of his friends is called Rauf. :lol:

I heard Abdul-Rauf before, not sure if it's Islamic name or just a traditional Arab one.

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby Keyblade » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:11 am

May be it's Khalije name & one of his friends is called Rauf. :lol:

I heard Abdul-Rauf before, not sure if it's Islamic name or just a traditional Arab one.
no definitely not islamic

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby FAH1223 » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:13 am

no, its this
waxay ku yeelan kartaaa DHAR nin leeyahay sida surwaaal oo kale oo ay JUNAABO ama sperm worm ah ku taal ay xirato ka dibna UUR yeelato.
Impossible! :lol: Sperm needs fluid to swim in. It immediately dies on cloth. :lol:
accuallt its possible becouse warm sperm i lets say 37 degree centigrade FROM mans underwear. if women mistakenly thinks that underwear is here´s and wears it. thats possiblty if thats women hormons are ready she migthe get pregnent.

iam saying this for quraan says YOU NEED 4 WIttneses for convcition of adultry 4 wittness. QURAN never said, IF WOMENS gets pregnent then shes guilty of adultry. thats some stupid SHEEIKHS said pregnenty is proof of adultry. BUT what iam saying is you need beyond reasonable doubt in order to convict someone a crime.
beyond reasonable doubt

PREGNANCY CAN OCCURE if women ay si qalad nin kastuumadiisa u xirato oo FRESH sperm whit body temperature = 37 degrees Celsius spermadaas tahay.NAAGTA AY ready u tahay inay uur qaado. then spermkaas haddii ay women bahalkeeda taabato naagta uur waa qaadi kartaaa.


marka quraan says (beyond reasonable doubt = 4 witnesses 4 marqaaati LESS then that THE PERSON IS NOT GUILTY .

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby Twist » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:15 am

May be it's Khalije name & one of his friends is called Rauf. :lol:

I heard Abdul-Rauf before, not sure if it's Islamic name or just a traditional Arab one.
no definitely not islamic
:up:

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby Keyblade » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:16 am

:lol: c'mon man, for real?

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby The_Patriot » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:17 am

There's ikthilaaf and marijuana aka weed, some scholars say it is totally haram and others say it is makruuh because it does not make you go crazy. I am of the opinion that its (not reccomended), a sick cancer patient he can smoke weed and he will be painless, I know some guy who is hafid in quran he smokes weed sometimes and he says his memory becomes sharper.

So weed = natural from the ground a plant. its not like cigarettes which harm you

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby Nanees » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:18 am

waxay ku yeelan kartaaa DHAR nin leeyahay sida surwaaal oo kale oo ay JUNAABO ama sperm worm ah ku taal ay xirato ka dibna UUR yeelato.
Impossible! :lol: Sperm needs fluid to swim in. It immediately dies on cloth. :lol:
accuallt its possible becouse warm sperm i lets say 37 degree centigrade FROM mans underwear. if women mistakenly thinks that underwear is here´s and wears it. thats possiblty if thats women hormons are ready she migthe get pregnent.

iam saying this for quraan says YOU NEED 4 WIttneses for convcition of adultry 4 wittness. QURAN never said, IF WOMENS gets pregnent then shes guilty of adultry. thats some stupid SHEEIKHS said pregnenty is proof of adultry. BUT what iam saying is you need beyond reasonable doubt in order to convict someone a crime.
beyond reasonable doubt

PREGNANCY CAN OCCURE if women ay si qalad nin kastuumadiisa u xirato oo FRESH sperm whit body temperature = 37 degrees Celsius spermadaas tahay.NAAGTA AY ready u tahay inay uur qaado. then spermkaas haddii ay women bahalkeeda taabato naagta uur waa qaadi kartaaa.


marka quraan says (beyond reasonable doubt = 4 witnesses 4 marqaaati LESS then that THE PERSON IS NOT GUILTY .
I second this :up: :up:

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby Alphanumeric » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:55 am

Ayeeyo, your cawrah days are over.
Either that, which wasn't actually said to anyone, or Pat's granpa quote lol.

But there are tons of gems.

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby waryaa » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:14 am

waxay ku yeelan kartaaa DHAR nin leeyahay sida surwaaal oo kale oo ay JUNAABO ama sperm worm ah ku taal ay xirato ka dibna UUR yeelato.
Impossible! :lol: Sperm needs fluid to swim in. It immediately dies on cloth. :lol:
accuallt its possible becouse warm sperm i lets say 37 degree centigrade FROM mans underwear. if women mistakenly thinks that underwear is here´s and wears it. thats possiblty if thats women hormons are ready she migthe get pregnent.
There's ikthilaaf and marijuana aka weed, some scholars say it is totally haram and others say it is makruuh because it does not make you go crazy. I am of the opinion that its (not reccomended), a sick cancer patient he can smoke weed and he will be painless, I know some guy who is hafid in quran he smokes weed sometimes and he says his memory becomes sharper.

So weed = natural from the ground a plant. its not like cigarettes which harm you
iam saying this for quraan says YOU NEED 4 WIttneses for convcition of adultry 4 wittness. QURAN never said, IF WOMENS gets pregnent then shes guilty of adultry. thats some stupid SHEEIKHS said pregnenty is proof of adultry. BUT what iam saying is you need beyond reasonable doubt in order to convict someone a crime.
beyond reasonable doubt

PREGNANCY CAN OCCURE if women ay si qalad nin kastuumadiisa u xirato oo FRESH sperm whit body temperature = 37 degrees Celsius spermadaas tahay.NAAGTA AY ready u tahay inay uur qaado. then spermkaas haddii ay women bahalkeeda taabato naagta uur waa qaadi kartaaa.


marka quraan says (beyond reasonable doubt = 4 witnesses 4 marqaaati LESS then that THE PERSON IS NOT GUILTY .
educational :mrgreen:
There's ikthilaaf and marijuana aka weed, some scholars say it is totally haram and others say it is makruuh because it does not make you go crazy. I am of the opinion that its (not reccomended), a sick cancer patient he can smoke weed and he will be painless, I know some guy who is hafid in quran he smokes weed sometimes and he says his memory becomes sharper.

So weed = natural from the ground a plant. its not like cigarettes which harm you
informative :mrgreen:

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby Twist » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:30 am

Damn! Nothing beats Nanees' quote so far!

Markaay cabaan waay isku darsamaan. Ragga madoowna waxaay moodaan "sex machine". I almost accused them of sexual harrassment. Subaxii markaay soo kacaan wejigooda maxaa ku fool xumo ah. Ileen isha hoosteeda waxbaay soo marsadaan. Down under(na) koleey waay ka darantahay.

Everytime i read your name i think it says 'lamagoodle' as in 'lama goodle' as in 'you cant circumsize me'.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Quote of the year :)

Postby Hyperactive » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:56 pm

May be it's Khalije name & one of his friends is called Rauf. :lol:

I heard Abdul-Rauf before, not sure if it's Islamic name or just a traditional Arab one.
no definitely not islamic
:up:
:lol: :lol:

my name is abdulrauf, but they call me rauf, raufi, aboudy. but mostly rauf.


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