what is your new year resolution

Postby **SultanOrder** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:40 pm

Mine is to fight my nomadic genes and gain 20pounds

Alphanumeric · Postby **Alphanumeric** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:45 pm

Sharing goals creates a mild sense of achievement, resulting in the lowering of desire to accomplish said goal.

Therefore...

My goal is to not not get a gym membership, read 10 books, and get rid of specific hindrances in life.

Take that, universe.

Twist · Postby **Twist** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:45 pm

Get up in the morning, go straight on the internet (Snet, FB, Youtube etc), after 2 - 3 hours of trolling, go to the fridge and get that frozen pizza from the weekend + the diet coke and get back on the internet. When I get hungry around 2 pm, go back to the fridge & get that last slice of pizza and the whole bottle of coke & resume trolling from there for another 5 or 6 hours non-stop. Check the time, it's 11 pm. Try to get up & realize you're jet-lagged like someone who was on a 15 hour non-stop flight & start pinching & slapping your legs for another 20 minutes to half an hour. Drag yourself to the bathroom and go to bed midnight feeling like shit.

Doing that in the next 12 months.

Alphanumeric · Postby **Alphanumeric** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:46 pm

Get up in the morning, go straight on the internet (Snet, FB, Youtube etc), after 2 - 3 hours of trolling, go to the fridge and get that frozen pizza from the weekend + the diet coke and get back on the internet. When I get hungry around 2 pm, go back to the fridge & get that last slice of pizza and the whole bottle of coke & resume trolling from there for another 5 or 6 hours non-stop. Check the time, it's 11 pm. Try to get up & realize you're jet-lagged like someone who was on a 15 hour non-stop flight & start pinching & slapping your legs for another 20 minutes to half an hour. Drag yourself to the bathroom and go to bed midnight feeling like shit.

Doing that in the next 12 months.

See this guy? Twist?
He's awesome.

Beans · Postby **Beans** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:49 pm

Fight my Somali gene and lose 20 lbs.

Twist · Postby **Twist** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:49 pm

Tanag you, A1. I would have hugged you now but that's kinda homo, innit? You can hug Nanees & Beans for me.

Alphanumeric · Postby **Alphanumeric** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:50 pm

I just realized my mistake. I created a double negative in an environment which turns positives into negative. I screwed myself over.

Damn you universe.

Twist · Postby **Twist** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:54 pm

Postby **SultanOrder** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:56 pm

Alfalfa & co. Let's be normal

Twist · Postby **Twist** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:58 pm

^ In other words, "Don't shit on my thread, you bastards"? Ay!

Nanees · Postby **Nanees** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:02 pm

This year I wanna be somebody, I wanna go somewhere. So i'm gonna wake up and pay attention

Postby **SultanOrder** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:07 pm

Nanees aaaw, not enough attention from cadaanka?

Nanees · Postby **Nanees** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:10 pm

Nanees aaaw, not enough attention from cadaanka?

I think you need to re-up your nineties feel-good comedies w. an inspiring black female lead.

Alphanumeric · Postby **Alphanumeric** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:13 pm

PO, whats your decide method to gain?

gedo_gurl · Postby **gedo_gurl** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:15 pm

In a sassy gospel tone *Mary had a little lamb* nanees, great quote, best one ever!!

My resolution is to find my breeding partner...good looking, great genes...fuck the job and the car because that shit aint mine

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