what is your new year resolution

[Twist]

Lamgoodle, hilarious xarfan, but i can barely hear what the female is saying. waxne maiga samenin aboow ee Twist aa dhalan rogtay. Bal woxo qoroyo fiiri maantey .

Sideen u dhalan rogey? He is Mowlaana shaxaari. Aniga dugsigiisa ayaan ka qalanjebiyey ( i was his kabiir). Marka cadeey waxaa loogu yaqaaney sheikh murjaan, shito ma daare, shiirey ma koodiye, naag shuun leh ma shibiye

Shiikhunaa, taas (the highlighted part) one of the main jobs of being shaxaarinimo ay ka soo horjeedaa sow maaha?

[BanadirBeauty]

Alla wadnaha. Bilaash Macalin ma isku wacin dhe. Laakin usi aa kabiir u hadal ek oo loomoda inti casharo kaqadanoyo..

Twist: halmara niyada luu dhise, haisla tarax tagin hee. See wayay.

[Twist]

War bax, cajuuso yahay!

BB: Your Somali is deteriorating runtii. Get a fresh Farax before it's too late, sxb. Haddii kale xaalada emergency ay gaaree.

[Lamagoodle]

Twist,

Bacdal cagaaran haa; laakin b4 that sheikh murjaan meeshaasi taaban maayo; wax fahan

BB; you should try his female only shaxaari school.; ashuun madax ma ku qaadi kartaa horta? To enrol in his school you need to do that litmus test.

[Twist]

Shiikh murjaan filinkiisa eey aa cunay markaas. Iga qalee dheh sxb bahashaas maraqeeda meel walbaan ku cabaaye.

[Lamagoodle]

Shiikh murjaan filinkiisa eey aa cunay markaas. Iga qalee dheh sxb bahashaas maraqeeda meel walbaan ku cabaaye.

in la dhaahiriyo waaye intaan la cunin

[Twist]

Ayadoon la dhaahirinin intaa caano kor kaga soo shubto hoos maka cabeysid miyaa?

Damn, man! My nastiness is kicking in sxb ee maalin wanaagsan!

[Lamagoodle]

Koleeyto wadaada ayaad ayaay kuu helayaan. Laakin waa inaad hambo reebtaa


Habeen wanaagsan.

[SultanOrder]

waa maxay sheekadaan aad wadin gaar, pm so ma taqaantin?

[Twist]

Haddii bacda madow banaanka la iigu soo tuuro adigaa ka mas'uul ah, sxb.

Ciao!

PO: Are you becoming one of that "leave my thread people" crew, mate? It's the new year & you don't pay the server costs so let's chill.

[SultanOrder]

niyo, inaa sheekada dhexgalo kali ba doonayey

[Twist]

And you always show up markay xeero iyo fandhaal kala dhacaan?

Where the hell do you live horta? Uzbekistan?

[SultanOrder]

walal maba akhriyo sheekada ii dhaafto

marka it looks like bad timing

[gedo_gurl]

Lamgoodle, hilarious xarfan, but i can barely hear what the female is saying. waxne maiga samenin aboow ee Twist aa dhalan rogtay. Bal woxo qoroyo fiiri maantey .

Sideen u dhalan rogey? He is Mowlaana shaxaari. Aniga dugsigiisa ayaan ka qalanjebiyey ( i was his kabiir). Marka cadeey waxaa loogu yaqaaney sheikh murjaan, shito ma daare, shiirey ma koodiye, naag shuun leh ma shibiye

I really want the translation for these words...I can guess but this shit sounds hilarious

[Alphanumeric]

I am familiar with Marjaan being a brand of rice.
That is all.

Oh, and kabiir is the older kids in the dugsi that help the younger ones!

And shito may perhaps be a typo for the Japanese religion Shinto.
And shibiye....Shibuya, Japan? Perhaps.