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What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

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What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby 2ndtoNone » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:01 am

what would you do? would you inform your salafi father about it and snitch on your mother??
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby Tuushi » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:08 am

Call 911.
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby BlackVelvet » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:09 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby TheblueNwhite » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:30 am

lmao. i will ask her if she wants sugar with her tea.
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby DarthSomali » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:31 am

I would keep her secret under lock and join the khat party.
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby TheblueNwhite » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:34 am

I would keep her secret under lock and join the khat party.
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby Executive » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:36 am

I would join Al-Shabab
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby ZubeirAwal » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:30 am

You niggas act like Jaad is alcohol, shit is a plant on the ground, use it , it stimulates your body with caffiene, abuse it, your fucked , simple as that. :lol:
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby TheLoFather » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:34 am

abuukar, does your mum chew qaat?
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby Protagonist » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:35 am

You niggas act like Jaad is alcohol, shit is a plant on the ground, use it , it stimulates your body with caffiene, abuse it, your fucked , simple as that. :lol:
spoken like a true idoor.
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby Twist » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:38 am

I'll sit next to her & roll a spliff for both of us. :up:
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby ZubeirAwal » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:40 am

spoken like a true idoor.
Oh yes Isaaqs only chew khat and the rest of somali's don't, what an interesting fact that is!
This somali man in mogadishu is getting ready to throw that khat out of his way because he doesn't chew it!
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby ZubeirAwal » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:42 am

abuukar, does your mum chew qaat?
What kind of question is that?, my mom doesn't chew khat fukin dickhead tahay was.

Wallahi this site got too much people with IQ below 70. Grow a fukin brain and answer that question yourself.
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby salool » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:46 am

abuukar, does your mum chew qaat?
What kind of question is that?, my mom doesn't chew khat fukin dickhead tahay was.

Wallahi this site got too much people with IQ below 70. Grow a fukin brain and answer that question yourself.
Word of advice, qashinka forumkan ka buuxa lagama neefiyo, markaad ka neefisid bey dhuusadooda foox noqota, ha ku taagnate daa. :up:
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Re: What if you caught your mother chewing khat?

Postby mcali » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:00 pm

abuukar, does your mum chew qaat?
What kind of question is that?, my mom doesn't chew khat fukin dickhead tahay was.

Wallahi this site got too much people with IQ below 70. Grow a fukin brain and answer that question yourself.
Word of advice, qashinka forumkan ka buuxa lagama neefiyo, markaad ka neefisid bey dhuusadooda foox noqota, ha ku taagnate daa. :up:

why do I feel a lot of hate and annoyance coming from you guys?

obviously the dude was just playing around.

Chill out 8-)
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