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Halp please.

Postby haxxor » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:33 am

I think I've just made awful mistake of shaking hands with non-marham woman while her husband was watching...

What can I do to fix the problem?

It's not that I don't talk to ladies much but she had her hand out, I couldn't leave her hanging out...
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Re: Halp please.

Postby Barwaaqoiyobashbash » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:35 am

LOOOOOOOL!!! Fix kulahaa,it happened it happened,next time don't it again. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Halp please.

Postby AgentOfChaos » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:45 am

The answer is simple........cut off your hand.
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Re: Halp please.

Postby Alphanumeric » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:48 am

Did you grab her hand out of her pocket and force it into your palm?

If she extended, you did nothing wrong.
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Re: Halp please.

Postby Cherine » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:49 am

Wash your hands extremely well with bleach.
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Re: Halp please.

Postby Barwaaqoiyobashbash » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:52 am

Wash your hands extremely well with bleach.
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Halp please.

Postby salool » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:54 am

Caano daatey looma baroorto, learn from ur mistakes and move on.
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Re: Halp please.

Postby truther » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:56 am

Blow their house up as they sleep. Nobody will know about this shameful display if they are dead. :up:
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Re: Halp please.

Postby Barwaaqoiyobashbash » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:00 am

Blow their house up as they sleep. Nobody will know about this shameful display if they are dead. :up:
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Re: Halp please.

Postby AgentOfChaos » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:02 am

Blow their house up as they sleep. Nobody will know about this shameful display if they are dead. :up:
As always your answer is "kill them all, and leave no trace." Image
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Re: Halp please.

Postby truther » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:17 am

You have to watch your back bro. :lol:
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Re: Halp please.

Postby haxxor » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:54 pm

Did you grab her hand out of her pocket and force it into your palm?

If she extended, you did nothing wrong.
:lol: no

She extended.
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Re: Halp please.

Postby Negritude » Fri Sep 21, 2012 5:41 pm

Greet her with a cuddle, and cleverly incorporate a buttocks massage. I promise you they'll forget all about the handshake.
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Re: Halp please.

Postby Twist » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:01 pm

Blow their house up as they sleep. Nobody will know about this shameful display if they are dead. :up:
:russ: :deadrose:

Admins/mods, please don't ban this guy ever again, please! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Halp please.

Postby Somaliman50 » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:31 pm

I dont think you can do much. Sulking about it on Somalinet might help a lot though.
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