A Fluke Encounter.....

[qoraxeey]

[Basra-]

Gedo gurl went into a long speech of human rights and other human nonsense, and all I could think of was how delicious her lipstick lips were in motion. IN the middle of her drivel-- I just interrupted her and blurted out :

"My husband, sh. hyper has asked for a threesome with you. What do you say about that"?


For 4 seconds, she went on with her impassioned Somali woe speech until, my sentence above finally registered into her head. She instantly blushed and paused for 18 seconds before getting up and pacing about the room. Her voice utterly and completely out of breath. "Sh. Hyper ? Sh. Hyper? Is all she could mutter out.


" Are u okey macaanto"? I asked--- worriedly.



"Of course I am not. How dare you propose me with that immoral, indecent proposal? What do you think me of ? " gedo gurl snarled with high moral indignation


'I take u for a warm blooded Somali sister who is sexually virgin. I thought we have something in common. From your initial disparaging of gu.s speech, I assumed u r not a fan of it. I thought ---a threesome of three asexual beings will satisfy us. I assumed u viewed sex as messy as I do, and therefore, maybe we could make the best out of three inexperienced virginos' .Oopps I mean -two virginois', and one virginsenor !


At this time -- gedo gurl was sweating profusely. Her intellectual acumen obviously agreed with the eloquent argument put forth by my conniving self. She licked her acquaan lips with a gentle candy like--' motion. But of course, her reason came forth into full defense.


"Did Sh. Hyper send you to me? Is he behind this? ' She asked with double indignation.




"Why does it matter? Are you in or out?"


"Answer me. Did he or did he not"????


"Well, yes ---sort of. " I answered with a bit of hesitation in disclosing how the discussion came about between me and my odeey hyper.



"Well----Odey hyper said--- he always had a crush on u. He said he liked the muslimaah part of you,especially the virginity part. He regreted in not taking my own virginity as I was married to my marehaan husband before I divorced and married him. He wants to experience the act, he thought I could help in bringing energy in the room as YOU know he is very energy-less. ...........-------"'''



Suddenly gedo gurl interrupted the flow of my sentences.....



"yes yes yes......I know that---even when he prays salat---he takes forever to get down, I have observed it. interrupted the obviously concerned but upset Muslimaa gedo.



I smiled and continued speaking......



"He proposed that we get into a role play scene where - both of us were spanking him-- and u reading a duaah---u asked him to take your virginity in caaf Arabia." I recounted while gazing shyly on the ground.


"Istaqfurulaah--- ....I had no idea--the good Sheikh was that sick and possessed---abaay lets hold hands and pray for his soul. This is too much":\\\\\

[SANDIEGUY]

Acuudu Billaah! What'd I just read?..........

[Basra-]

[gedo_gurl]

Basra I was laughing right up until that last part...wax baa kaa dhiman walle! Poor Hyperactive

[FarhanYare]

Gedo gurl went into a long speech of human rights and other human nonsense, and all I could think of was how delicious her lipstick lips were in motion. IN the middle of her drivel-- I just interrupted her and blurted out :

"My husband, sh. hyper has asked for a threesome with you. What do you say about that"?


For 4 seconds, she went on with her impassioned Somali woe speech until, my sentence above finally registered into her head. She instantly blushed and paused for 18 seconds before getting up and pacing about the room. Her voice utterly and completely out of breath. "Sh. Hyper ? Sh. Hyper? Is all she could mutter out.


" Are u okey macaanto"? I asked--- worriedly.



"Of course I am not. How dare you propose me with that immoral, indecent proposal? What do you think me of ? " gedo gurl snarled with high moral indignation


'I take u for a warm blooded Somali sister who is sexually virgin. I thought we have something in common. From your initial disparaging of gu.s speech, I assumed u r not a fan of it. I thought ---a threesome of three asexual beings will satisfy us. I assumed u viewed sex as messy as I do, and therefore, maybe we could make the best out of three inexperienced virginos' .Oopps I mean -two virginois', and one virginsenor !


At this time -- gedo gurl was sweating profusely. Her intellectual acumen obviously agreed with the eloquent argument put forth by my conniving self. She licked her acquaan lips with a gentle candy like--' motion. But of course, her reason came forth into full defense.


"Did Sh. Hyper send you to me? Is he behind this? ' She asked with double indignation.




"Why does it matter? Are you in or out?"


"Answer me. Did he or did he not"????


"Well, yes ---sort of. " I answered with a bit of hesitation in disclosing how the discussion came about between me and my odeey hyper.



"Well----Odey hyper said--- he always had a crush on u. He said he liked the muslimaah part of you,especially the virginity part. He regreted in not taking my own virginity as I was married to my marehaan husband before I divorced and married him. He wants to experience the act, he thought I could help in bringing energy in the room as YOU know he is very energy-less. ...........-------"'''



Suddenly gedo gurl interrupted the flow of my sentences.....



"yes yes yes......I know that---even when he prays salat---he takes forever to get down, I have observed it. interrupted the obviously concerned but upset Muslimaa gedo.



I smiled and continued speaking......



"He proposed that we get into a role play scene where - both of us were spanking him-- and u reading a duaah---u asked him to take your virginity in caaf Arabia." I recounted while gazing shyly on the ground.


"Istaqfurulaah--- ....I had no idea--the good Sheikh was that sick and possessed---abaay lets hold hands and pray for his soul. This is too much":\\\\\

LMAO! wewe ni wazimu!

[Areesa]

[Basra-]

Gosh..... This is sooo oldddd....but I am glad u like it.