Tribute to Dr-YALAXOOW (Quotes of Yalaxoow)

[Colonel]

We are lucky to have such an exceptional individual in our presence, bringing smiles to Somalinet and mankind alike on a daily basis. Certainly, it is time to honour Ad-ditoor Al Amiiru Snet Yalaxoow. The first Somali to make the Hall of Fame

http://quotesofyalaxoow.tk/

[AgentOfChaos]

That "bi post" never gets old.

[Thuganomics]

Also add

is it true that saado calis bioligical father was ENGLISH sailor and she's bi-racial, walaahi mid baa igu yiri, saados dhulbahante father was not her real father, and here mother cheated on that BRITISH OFFICER back in 1950 before british somaliland become independent from england.
waa yaabey, waxa ka sii daran saado cali she has english bigforhead like SUSAN BOYLE phil collins, wanye rooney, typical british ENGLISH look marka naagta aabaheed saxda ahaa miyeey raadineysaa?



soomaalida MULLAT baddan ayaa ka dhex buuxa, badanaa mullatkaas waxaa ka tagey gumeystayaashii KA YIMID YURUB.

Imam mahdi will become secular himself after he sees the progress and development of secularism brought to this world.
Islamic secularism is the only way forward. look most powerlfull islamic nation on the world TURKEY whos also a seecular country and compare corrupted un democratic family dictitorship saudi wahaabis. defenitly Imaam mahdi will choose Secularism

[AgentOfChaos]

Also add

is it true that saado calis bioligical father was ENGLISH sailor and she's bi-racial, walaahi mid baa igu yiri, saados dhulbahante father was not her real father, and here mother cheated on that BRITISH OFFICER back in 1950 before british somaliland become independent from england.
waa yaabey, waxa ka sii daran saado cali she has english bigforhead like SUSAN BOYLE phil collins, wanye rooney, typical british ENGLISH look marka naagta aabaheed saxda ahaa miyeey raadineysaa?



soomaalida MULLAT baddan ayaa ka dhex buuxa, badanaa mullatkaas waxaa ka tagey gumeystayaashii KA YIMID YURUB.

Imam mahdi will become secular himself after he sees the progress and development of secularism brought to this world.
Islamic secularism is the only way forward. look most powerlfull islamic nation on the world TURKEY whos also a seecular country and compare corrupted un democratic family dictitorship saudi wahaabis. defenitly Imaam mahdi will choose Secularism

These are truly rare gems, great find, thank you.

[Keyblade]

Imam mahdi will become secular himself after he sees the progress and development of secularism brought to this world.

[Colonel]

Also add

is it true that saado calis bioligical father was ENGLISH sailor and she's bi-racial, walaahi mid baa igu yiri, saados dhulbahante father was not her real father, and here mother cheated on that BRITISH OFFICER back in 1950 before british somaliland become independent from england.
waa yaabey, waxa ka sii daran saado cali she has english bigforhead like SUSAN BOYLE phil collins, wanye rooney, typical british ENGLISH look marka naagta aabaheed saxda ahaa miyeey raadineysaa?

soomaalida MULLAT baddan ayaa ka dhex buuxa, badanaa mullatkaas waxaa ka tagey gumeystayaashii KA YIMID YURUB.

No tribalism allowed

Imam mahdi will become secular himself after he sees the progress and development of secularism brought to this world.
Islamic secularism is the only way forward. look most powerlfull islamic nation on the world TURKEY whos also a seecular country and compare corrupted un democratic family dictitorship saudi wahaabis. defenitly Imaam mahdi will choose Secularism

this one is a must

[Thuganomics]

You saw tribalism and I saw a ridiculous claim by the Dr.I was gonna contribute some more gems including his famous "woman been impregnated by wearing a sperm soiled knickers " quote.But I won't bother if there's censorship

[AgentOfChaos]

viewtopic.php?f=288&t=307475&hilit=watermelon&start=15

NOOO NOO ZINAAAAA BUT

if you can not hold it then you can have intercorse whit Melon and its 100% xalaaaal

any kind of melon you can have it


its xalaal according many Islamic scholars to have NIIKO WHIT MELON.

and this is not advised according Salafi islam its xalaal to have intercorse whit Death women. thats why in egypty after salafis come in to the parlament first motion they presented was a Law which allows egpytians to have niiko whit death body(women)


NOOO ZINAAAAA

[Colonel]

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[Somaliman50]

Sir Colonel, great initiative with the site, verily Al doctore Yalahou is a hall-of-famer indeed. He is of those who speak with amusement.

[gurey25]

Dottore is a legend..

but i have one problem with him, he ignores the left hand,
the left hand has also brought pleasure to allot of men , why not have a threesome with both hands ?

use your imagination..

[AbdiWahab252]

Blessed be the Imam for his wise quotes.

[waryaa]

i didn't see this mahdi 1 b4 -

does any1 remember Mo Farah/Bolt post of his? I liked those pic illustrations to underscore his point

[eliteSomali]

Siilaanyo on the phone calling America:------


Siilaanyo: .. Iam presiden of Somaliland, i would like to talk Mr Obama:: mmm Dee
Americans::: WHO?
Siilaanyo: This is president Of Somaliland!!
Americans:- Sir Suumaliland where's that??
siilaanyo:- Pls let me talk to Mr Obama my granmother also is Kenyan so we are related mr Obama and me so put the phone..
Americans. Sir!! this is not the white house!! its a shoping mall in minneapolis!!
Siilaanyo.. hayaay NOW GAW dee u sheeg tell him that Obama we need regocntionnnnn..

Americans.. Nigger pls

[eliteSomali]

DHUL QARNAYN the only man who went the Place where the sun setts Down and he Found the Sun sitting in muddy spring when the sun sett down every day it goes down a Muddy murky spring and DHUL QARNEYN went there and saw the SUN sitting there