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I got rejected today

Postby caburiye1 » Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:37 pm

I met a nice sister who we liked each other. We talked for 2 weeks and I told her about my Low Sperm Count Yesterday. I she thought about it and called me with, " Aboowe I wish we met when I was younger. I don't have much time left so can't take the risk." It was sad but I am proud of myself for telling her the truth. There would always be the second one. :whew:

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby Basra- » Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:41 pm

r u sure its not a small abdi u have?? It seems unpractical for a 'low sperm' to be an issue. That is easily solvable. But a small abdi is permanent. :mindblown:

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby caburiye1 » Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:51 pm

r u sure its not a small abdi u have?? It seems unpractical for a 'low sperm' to be an issue. That is easily solvable. But a small abdi is permanent. :mindblown:
Makutusaa?

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby Brobaganda » Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:55 pm

do you wear briefs or boxers? give your men some breathing space man. that is probably why you don't got a lot of your soldiers swimming around

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby Tuushi » Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:56 pm

What`s new?

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby eliteSomali » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:10 pm

What`s new?
:lol: :lol:

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby Lillaahiya » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:21 pm

r u sure its not a small abdi u have?? It seems unpractical for a 'low sperm' to be an issue. That is easily solvable. But a small abdi is permanent. :mindblown:
Makutusaa?
:lol: :lol:

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby hipsterrunoff » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:39 pm

So, after talking to this girl for only 2 weeks you decided it was time for you to tell her about your low sperm count? Image

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby ofafrique » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:00 pm

Welp.

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby Keyblade » Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:59 pm

now you know how your sperm feels

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby FarhanYare » Tue Dec 25, 2012 5:42 am

So, after talking to this girl for only 2 weeks you decided it was time for you to tell her about your low sperm count? Image
where are yall getting this new gif from?

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby salool » Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:44 am

Why do you share such info with pple, Allah swt qudradiisa ma ka quusatey? dhakhtar xun ilaahy ba ka power weyn.Keep ur sperm history to urself heedhe. :mindblown:

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby Thuganomics » Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:02 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good! and I hope that's the story of your life for ever

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby Basra- » Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:11 am

So, after talking to this girl for only 2 weeks you decided it was time for you to tell her about your low sperm count? Image
where are yall getting this new gif from?

:whoa: faraax easy tiger. U wanna know where he gets new girlfriends so that u can compete with him? What--u have a bigger one and bigger sperm count? What an opportunist typical farah. :stylin: :stylin:

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Re: I got rejected today

Postby Hyperactive » Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:57 am

if this is true that you cannot have children, i advice you, istighfarka badso. specially last 1/3 every night. around 3 - 4 am depends where you live. we have ahadeeths from rasuoul saw, says; Allah asks his servants that time; who want forgiveness i forgive and who asks to give. so please increase ebaadah last couple hours of the nights.


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