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HALIRIOUS JEWISH JOKES...LMOA

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HALIRIOUS JEWISH JOKES...LMOA

Postby L213 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:06 pm

1.How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.

2.What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork

3.Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free

4.Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter... Laughing Laughing

5.What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.

6.What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose

... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Say_what1 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:07 pm

Laughing Laughing While you at it, why dont u post the ARAB JOKES, GAY JOKES, INDIAN JOKES ECT Laughing

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Postby L213 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:08 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing ..SAY_WHAT..I'm sharing the moment sxb... Razz .....LMAO... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby cute_shawty » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:09 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby blazing gunz » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:11 pm

jews r gangster they murked all tha arab countries


so giv em respect

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Postby L213 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:12 pm

and how are they gangsta when their killing fellow muslims... Rolling Eyes

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Postby Say_what1 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:13 pm

[quote="blazing gunz"]jews r gangster they murked all tha arab countries


so giv em respect[/quote]


HAMAS ARE THE REAL GANGSTERS U JEWISH LOVER, perhaps you should join the and kill muslim kids?
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Postby blazing gunz » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:13 pm

fock arabz

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Postby L213 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:14 pm

[quote="blazing gunz"]fock arabz[/quote]
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Postby blazing gunz » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:15 pm

[quote="L213"]and how are they gangsta when their killing fellow muslims... Rolling Eyes[/quote]


arab aint real muslim

those mathfocker suk cock more than somalian chickz Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby blazing gunz » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:16 pm

[quote="Say_what1"][quote="blazing gunz"]jews r gangster they murked all tha arab countries


so giv em respect[/quote]


HAMAS ARE THE REAL GANGSTERS U JEWISH LOVER, perhaps you should join the and kill muslim kids?[/quote]

u are musim u dont want beef so suk d!ck

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Postby blazing gunz » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:17 pm

word up 2 all arab buster Very Happy

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Postby Khalid Ali » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:30 pm

hey what about nigger jokes

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Postby _BuFF_GYAL_ » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:39 pm

hmmmm ...funny Rolling Eyes

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Postby YunG_GuNNN » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:48 pm

?? Why did Hitler commit suicide.....?
!! Because he recieved his gas bill Laughing Laughing Confused


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