Shameless Pleasures

[Tuushi]

I also like to scare the shit out of randoms If it's dark and someone is walking their dog, I'll roll down the window and scream as loud as I can The way old people jump though..

I'll also pretend to pick someone up off the street w/ a "heyyyyy booo, where you going???????" then speed off.

That is really mean.

I always knew she wasn't all there.

She had me fooled.

I thought pressing all the elevator buttons was mean.

[SultanOrder]

Yeah, waa qac

[TheAspiringMufti]

Lillaahiya sounds like a livee person

[salool]

Flirting with old somali men before its cringe but now fuck it odaysha have game

Flirted with an old somali jeneral the other day at the bus stop

[Lillaahiya]

That is really mean.

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. I knew a girl that would walk into retirement homes, think of the cadaan-est name and tell the receptionist that she's that person's grand daughter and is here to visit. She'd dip after. Now that's mean.

Mufti: I am

[Ismail87]

When I was about 18ish me and the lads used to come home from sheesha lounges late in the night broke as hell so we used to call for a 7 seater taxi. We would all get in the taxi then he would drop us all off one by one. When there's only me left I would tell him to drop me off by a cash machine near my house so I can get the money out, as soon as he opens the car door.. I would hit 100mph, bust a few alleyways and bam! Home sweet home lol
I managed to rob a ride home I'm not proud of it now but when I was that age it was exciting as hell.

[Lillaahiya]

^ This isn't a confession thread. It's a thread for things you do regularly that you were once ashamed of.

[Ismail87]

does old guilty pleasures count?

[Lillaahiya]

You did that everytime you went to shish? Please don't tell me it was you and 6 other niggas sharing a pipe

[Ismail87]

Lool ofcourse not we were not that dumb we would do it once every few months and we got away with it every time

sharing pipe with other niggas? Hell no! We would waste all our money on pipes then rob the taxi later on

[Lillaahiya]

Tuug baa tahay

[Meyle]

Sitting at a pavement cafe with friends and a cold karlovacko infront of me. The stare of maryooleys used to annoy the living fuck out of me but after a while I got amused by their reactions.

[Ismail87]

ahaan jirtay dheh dee iga xishood

[Methylamine]

You did that everytime you went to shish? Please don't tell me it was you and 6 other niggas sharing a pipe

Reer Heatherington style!

[Lillaahiya]

Meyle; taasi arrin laga yaabo oo laga naxo weeyan

Ismail: Wa islaa halki