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A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Lillaahiya » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:12 pm

The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs

With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy.

Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad.

He called paramedics to his Trumann home and he was rushed him to hospital, where he is now recovering.

KAIT8 reports the dog was a stray that he had taken in just three weeks earlier.

Cops took the dog to a local vet, who put down. The dog's head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1413467

This is ridiculously hilarious and disturbing at the same time!

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby LeJusticier » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:22 pm

Acuudu bilaahIi mina shaydaani rajiim :shock:

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby SummerRain » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:27 pm

Haraaaaaaam :(

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Nomand » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:27 pm

what is gonad?

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Lillaahiya » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:29 pm

^ Buuryo

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby ZubeirAwal » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:31 pm

:wtf: :tocry: :holdup: :snoop:

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby QaaliDumar » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:38 pm

^ Buuryo
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That's the term used for boys ....

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Ismail87 » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:40 pm

^ I was about to say that :lol:

The correct term is Qoodhe.

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby FarhanYare » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:41 pm

why was the dog killed? its not fair at all.

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Lillaahiya » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:44 pm

^ Yeah it was
^ Buuryo
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That's the term used for boys ....
:lol: Really? Didn't even know

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby GeoSeven » Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:00 pm

He thought it was a hot dog :pac:

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby original dervish » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:41 pm

Something fishy about this story. :notsure:

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Vivacious » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:03 pm

:shock:

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby BlackVelvet » Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:56 pm

Something fishy about this story. :notsure:
Just because you can't feel it doesn't mean there's no breeze :MJ:

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Bro » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:08 pm

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