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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Marques » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:08 am

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby hargaysaay » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:44 am

Nigga what happened to your D1ck. ah the Dog ate it . :eat:

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Lillaahiya » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:41 am

^ It wasn't his...

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby BlackVelvet » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:56 am

^ It wasn't his...

It ate his testicles?

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby SecretAgent » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:01 am

Usually da dogs like to lick da womans private parts,dats y woman love dogs so much

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Lillaahiya » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:20 am

^ It wasn't his...

It ate his testicles?
Yes. You didn't read the article?

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby hargaysaay » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:32 pm

His testicles ! shit thats even worse .

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Gabre » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:42 pm

^ Buuryo
Actually gonads are the balls, not the penis.

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby ZubeirAwal » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:44 pm

^ It wasn't his...

It ate his testicles?
Yes. You didn't read the article?
:shock: , never keep a ayy at home, first when the guy was paralyzed he was like "Can shit get any worse!" Tada! Yes it can, when you got a dog ripping off your ballsack :damn:

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby FarhanYare » Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:39 am

^ Yeah it was
^ Buuryo
:dead:

That's the term used for boys ....
:lol: Really? Didn't even know
they shouldn't have killed the dog since afterall its the dog owner's fault, if his owner decided to have it sleep next to him; where is the animal rights in this case? :evil:

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby Lillaahiya » Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:31 am

^ Buuryo
Actually gonads are the balls, not the penis.
Wait..buuryo =/= gonads? :lol: Somali anatomy 101.

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Re: A paralyzed man wakes up to...

Postby BlackVelvet » Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:56 am

These are all new words. We say xiniinyo. Confused it once with mandaciro is a conversation with my mother, not a good look.


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